My Good Troy,
I would like to point out ... there is an imperative that one keep one's Caffeine level well regulated. When your "Low Caffeine" light illuminates, attempt no further intelligent nor mechanical actions until the issue is resolved and the "Low" light goes out.
Skip that "well regulated militia" stuff. If yer Caffeine ain't well regulated the militia can't help ya!! Liberus Coffieus fer allofus!! (Burma Shave)
Coffinmaker