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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #440 on: May 29, 2014, 03:04:55 PM »
Good story Arcey -them birds are beautiful


Good luck Kid
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #442 on: May 29, 2014, 08:00:23 PM »
Had to check that out, just to find how a squirrel can become an edged weapon.....

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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #443 on: May 29, 2014, 08:20:34 PM »
Had to check that out, just to find how a squirrel can become an edged weapon.....


Yep had one of those moments also


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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #444 on: May 30, 2014, 12:54:26 AM »
Who ya gonna call ?
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #445 on: May 30, 2014, 06:17:30 AM »
The Cawffee and Hot water are ready for drinking. Enjoy!
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #446 on: May 30, 2014, 06:34:10 AM »
Who would believe such a beautiful woman is capable of such violence? Where are our leaders in Washington? When will they wake up to squirrel violence and protect us from these deadly items designed to kill? At least fifty in the senate are more concerned with the name of a friggin' football team. Silly me....


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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #447 on: May 30, 2014, 06:55:12 AM »
It sounds like she wore the pants in the family, the poor guy had to makes his own sandwich. She was clearly not in the Christmas mood.  She was not in the mood to hear his flimsy excuse for not bringing home the beer.  She totally missed the concept of, It is better to give, than to receive. I would rather chew of my arm than wake her up.  He should have not gone home without the beer. I would imagine that this is not the first time that he has been assaulted by her.
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #448 on: May 30, 2014, 07:12:24 AM »
I'd bet money it wasn't the first time she'd been  incarcerated .   

Thanks for the Coffee Tex
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #449 on: May 30, 2014, 07:37:18 AM »
I would rather chew of my arm than wake her up.

Hehehehehehehe......................

If we had our druthers, I'd rather not get that close ta start with....................

Reckon the girls all get prettier it closin' time.
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #450 on: May 30, 2014, 07:51:15 AM »
Hehehehehehehe......................

If we had our druthers, I'd rather not get that close ta start with....................

Reckon the girls all get prettier it closin' time.


Now now Arcey beauty is only akin deep...












Ugly goes to the bone ......
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #451 on: May 30, 2014, 07:59:35 AM »
Morning y'all.
Thanks fer the coffee, Tex.

'Tis 54 and sunny. High of 84.

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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #452 on: May 30, 2014, 08:00:08 AM »
The whole thing reminds me of a scene……..

Last summer. Check out it the off site pantry. Can see this ole gal thru the glass walkin’ in.

Late fifties, kinda tall ‘n full but not real dumpy. Wearin’ a sun dress, sunglasses, flip flops ‘n nothin’ else. Every step she takes sumthin’ jiggles ‘n/or sways.

‘Fore I can finish checkin’ out she’s behind me with a case of Miller High Life, nothin’ else. See ‘er in the parkin’ lot tossin’ the case in the trunk.

Could just see ‘er gettin’ back home. Stompin’ ‘round the Cam-air-ah on blocks in the drive. Goin’ in the house where a l’il short ‘n fat ole boy, baldin’ ‘n wearin’ a wife beater ta show off his back hair, sits inna Lazy Boy just ‘side the mantle with Dale Jr. KFC collector buckets proudly displayed on it. He’s glad she’s back with the beer in time for Family Feud.
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #453 on: May 30, 2014, 09:22:58 AM »
Reckon the girls all get prettier it closin' time.

I don't think a person could consume enough spirits to pretty her up. More'n likely a body would have to pass out n then she drug im to her pick up and hauled im to the trailer.
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #454 on: May 30, 2014, 04:02:00 PM »
 ;D Delmonico this one


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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #455 on: May 30, 2014, 04:23:56 PM »
Oh, my!!!  What a flashback that gave me.  'Nuther "war story":

Guy showed up to work on Monday morning lookin' like he'd been in a war; black eyes, scuffed cheek bones, fat lip, and limpin' ever so slightly.  We said: "what the H--- happened to you, man?, since he was not known to drink to excess, and was a (we thought) single fella, didn't hang out in bars and such or keep rowdy company.  He said "Ol woman caught up with me again."  Seem he was married to a woman who seriously resembled that one in the picture there, and she had a habit of taking her frustrations out on him whenever they got to be too much for her to handle.  He'd put up with it for a while, then take off in the middle of the night and disappear - do a long runner; and being a union Lineman, he could take his card and go on the books anywhere int he US or Canada, and have ready work. So, he would find someplace to hide, but being a conscientious sort, and wanting to do the right thing in taking care of his family (had six kids), he would send most of his paychecks back to her, and eventually, she would track him down, move in, and they would go at it again.  He wouldn't divorce her because of the kids and religious considerations, and he would not avail himself of the services of a lady of the night, so when that woman would find him again, he would put up with the abuse until he just couldn't take it, then go on the lam again.  She had been in town about three months, and one Friday afternoon he told the Super that he was quitting, and to give his final check to her; no forwarding address or anything, he was just gone.  Heck of a way to live.

Thanks for the coffee and the ears. Was sorta late getting in here today, but had to get out and get something done outside this morning before it got too warm to be in the sun for long; been in the triple digits for several days, now, and will continue for a few more before it tempers off some, but summer is peekin' 'round the corner for sure.
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #456 on: May 30, 2014, 05:40:21 PM »
Good ta hear from you  EP!
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #458 on: May 30, 2014, 07:37:38 PM »
Hey y'all.

I am a licensed driver now.  Mother shed a few tears over it, but...  Mother's tend to be like that. ::)

Headed to Sacramento tomorrow with the family for something or other... be gone til Sunday. :-\

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Re: May we have coffee and a new thread
« Reply #459 on: May 30, 2014, 07:39:58 PM »
Could just see ‘er gettin’ back home. Stompin’ ‘round the Cam-air-ah on blocks in the drive. Goin’ in the house where a l’il short ‘n fat ole boy, baldin’ ‘n wearin’ a wife beater ta show off his back hair, sits inna Lazy Boy just ‘side the mantle with Dale Jr. KFC collector buckets proudly displayed on it. He’s glad she’s back with the beer in time for Family Feud.

What a vision....that was too vivid.
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