Greetings St. George,
I respectfully request membership to your fine establishment. It has long been known that the Smith and Wesson top break firearms have been the tools of the gentlemen from their inception. My current source of armament is an Uberti Schofield that accpets only the finest .44 1873 Winchester cartridges, a Merwin, Hulbert & Co. .32 DA Pocket Model, and a Pietta SAA clone in .45 which currently on the chopping block for a long awaited #3 Russian in .44 Russian, and a short bone-handled knife (hence the name). Just today I have also procured a Forehand & Wadsworth top-break in .32. It appears my goal of not being another Colt packer has finally come to fruition. Admission to your club would truly be a feather in my cap.
(For those of you who don't know me personally, I'm not really a pompous ass, I just like sounding like one.
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