Author Topic: Wisdom (Read 22508 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2005, 11:28:55 AM »

No this was posted afore Slim refered to the Donner Party in the Newbrassky thread.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2005, 11:31:20 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on September 23, 2005, 11:28:55 AM

No this was posted afore Slim refered to the Donner Party in the Newbrassky thread.

I doubt Russ T. has seen that.

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2005, 12:57:20 PM »

Sorry, I fergot which Bozo on the Bus fergot the comma.

"Wet dogs are never welcome."

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Delmonico · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2005, 01:20:25 PM »

"If someone says ya ride like yer part of the horse, ya might want to ask them which part."

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2005, 01:46:26 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on September 23, 2005, 10:20:55 AM

Never check a 'lectric fence in bare feet.

Slim

Slim

Better da feet than da tongue

litl rooster · « **Reply #25 on:** September 23, 2005, 07:14:30 PM »

Donner Party reference was before litl' rooster fer sure.... Those Donner's throw great parties, I left the one at Lake Tahoe when the cops were called the 2nd time

Delmonico · « **Reply #26 on:** September 23, 2005, 11:15:07 PM »

My brother used to be an over-the-road trucker, he was in the dispatchers office once when another trucker called in, he was snowed in at Donner Pass, but he told the dispatcher not to worry, they had a MacDonalds now.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #27 on:** September 24, 2005, 12:16:53 PM »

The Donners were good folks...always had the neighbors over for dinner (and lunch, and supper, and breakfast, and snacks.)

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #28 on:** September 24, 2005, 01:51:52 PM »

Having been in the area, for going’ on thirteen years, I go campin’ up in Dog Valley. This is where some of the party was held. I often wonder why when a local wants to disagree with ya’, I hear “I gotta bone tah pick with ya” maybe it was really an invitation to dinner?!

<< By the way I have been stuck in the Sierra, but only for about 12-14 hours on I-80. Even though the incident creates some great humor (which I will be one of the first to participate), these people went though such hardship. I don't believe I would be one of those that survived. I have a deep respect for those that made it through. By the way, locals are usually the ones with the best Donner satire>>

On that note: Del, got a good recipe for a Hand Sandwich?

Delmonico · « **Reply #29 on:** September 24, 2005, 02:06:46 PM »

How 'bout a rump roast.

Delmonico · « **Reply #30 on:** September 24, 2005, 04:34:31 PM »

"It's always a bit confusin' when sumthin' goes right."

litl rooster · « **Reply #31 on:** September 26, 2005, 07:16:31 PM »

I had one...Till I read Russ T's post...now I got to find dem paper towels

Delmonico · « **Reply #32 on:** September 26, 2005, 07:22:42 PM »

The last time I pulled the infected skillet wound, Trinity Pmed me to see if I was really OK.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #33 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on September 26, 2005, 07:22:42 PM

The last time I pulled the infected skillet wound, Trinity Pmed me to see if I was really OK.

Serves ya right.

Slim

Brazos Bucky Smith · « **Reply #34 on:** September 27, 2005, 11:57:14 AM »

Sorry Del, it never occurred to me that was not the normal shape of your head!

Delmonico · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2005, 07:33:31 PM »

A new bit of wisdom, not Texas Bix Bender this time but Delmonico wisdom. (Not no ox-ee-moron)

"Never play dodge ball with yer hat on."

I't ok, I never wear my best one when I help at the daycare and with a bit of skill, the steamer here at work and a couple squirts of stiffin'r it's better than it was afore I left home.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2005, 04:03:49 PM »

Never try to swat a hornet with yer hat.
Ya might end up punchin' a hole it it. Now, my hat has more character.

Slim

Free Hand · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:58:28 AM »

Re: "Does anyone have a recipe for a hand sandwich?"

I hear that Jeffry Daumier (sp?) kept a blender by his front door because he liked to greet people with a hand shake. Also, I knew a guy who was going to buy the house he used to live in 'till he found out they wanted an arm and a leg for it. BTW someone asked OJ the other day if he'd ever get married again; he said he might take a stab at it.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #38 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:20:26 PM »

1 of 12 ain't bad....What is it OLDIE day here at Tall Tales?

What ever happened to Brazos?

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #39 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:18:35 PM »

I can't believe that there is a thread in this section called "Wisdom".

That just ain't right.

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