Well, I'm comin' up on the big Seven-Oh-(S#i+), in July. My wife wants to split my birthday party into THREE parties
for availability of room. I keep tryin' to tell her that I don't need to be reminded THREE TIMES that I'm that age! After 45 years, however, she has developed (about 44 years ago) a sort of deafness that no hearing aide would ever cure!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, indeed!