"You boys gonna pull them pistols or just whistle Dixie?"
"A horned toad can tell you the way to go. This horned toad says we should go to Mexico."
"All that big talk don't mean doodly-squat!"
"Why are you doin' this Josey?"
"I got nothin' better to do".
"That stuff is good for just about everything, eh?" "Why, yes it is!" SPITOOY... "How is it on stains?"
"Now get back in line, or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your ass for a hat."