I saw a gorgeous woman in a VERY nice outfit the other day, while out with some friends. The guys where all giving "scores" on her appearance. When I rated her a 3, they looked at me in disgust, and even questioned my manhood... and my prescription lenses. They wanted to know how in the heck I could give such a great looking woman a low score of 3.
I explained to them that I rate all women on the "Budweiser scale", meaning how many Clydesdales it would take to drag me away from her... and that it would take at least 3 of them to drag me away from her.