Author Topic: Famous Cowboy Quotes (Read 60644 times)

Badlands Walker · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2005, 08:52:29 AM »

A quote from a famous sheriff. "Boy... there is no way you coulda' come from my loins & the first thing I'm gonna do when we get back home, is smack yor Mama right in the mouth"!

The Arapaho Kid · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2005, 12:39:26 PM »

This isn't an actual quote, but I think it's funny:

Generar Custer at the Little Bighorn: "Where in tarnation did all them Injuns come from?"

Birdgun Quail · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2005, 01:14:14 PM »

Kid, I heard that an artist was commissioned to paint a mural of Custer's Last Stand. When the mural was unveiled, it had Indians harvesting a cotton field and in the field was a red heifer with big holes through it. When the artist was asked what the mural meant, he said, "It's Custer's last words, 'Holey Cow! Look at all them cotton pickin' Indians.'"

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Birdgun Quail · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2005, 01:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Rawhide Rio on August 27, 2005, 07:08:50 PM

"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."

Capt. Woodrow Call - Texas Ranger

My favorite cowboy quote. Reminds me to behave myself.

Big John Denny · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:15:25 PM »

Stump, the answer to #33 is John Wayne to his indian scout in Big Jake,

Concho Kid, the answer to # 40 is the sheriff in Smokey and the Bandit.

"When you command this regiment, command it"

Big John Denny · « **Reply #45 on:** August 29, 2005, 04:05:20 PM »

Man, I can't believe you guys didn't get that last one. It was LTC Owen Thursday (Henry Fonda) to John Wayne just before Fonda rode back to be killed with his troops in Fort Apache.

New one: "It was a little trooper sir."

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #46 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Big John Denny on August 29, 2005, 04:05:20 PM

Man, I can't believe you guys didn't get that last one. It was LTC Owen Thursday (Henry Fonda) to John Wayne just before Fonda rode back to be killed with his troops in Fort Apache.

New one: "It was a little trooper sir."

Sgt. Quincannon to Capt. Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. (Right after he had to tell him the stage wasn't runnig anymore for the second time)

I believe the question was "Boy or a girl?"

Birdgun Quail · « **Reply #47 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:10:39 PM »

Question:
To “get a more harmonious outcome,” what does one need to do?

Badlands Walker · « **Reply #48 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:35:00 PM »

Buy a harmonica!

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #49 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:33:28 PM »

Go a little slower, Wilford Brimley in Crossfire Trail..........Buck

litl rooster · « **Reply #50 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:09:49 AM »

in pace requiescat

Badlands Walker · « **Reply #51 on:** August 30, 2005, 07:31:56 AM »

"What's your interest in these tinpans, Preacher"?

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #52 on:** August 30, 2005, 10:59:03 AM »

Quote from: The Concho Kid on August 30, 2005, 07:31:56 AM

"What's your interest in these tinpans, Preacher"?

LaHood to the Preacher, in Pale Rider.

Big John Denny · « **Reply #53 on:** August 30, 2005, 02:38:06 PM »

" You make me feel so comfortable"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #54 on:** August 30, 2005, 03:36:38 PM »

Quote from: Big John Denny on August 30, 2005, 02:38:06 PM

" You make me feel so comfortable"

Rio Lobo - Shasta to Col. McNally

Slim

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #55 on:** August 30, 2005, 03:49:07 PM »

lr's latin quote is from Tombstone, IIRC, Doc to Ringo during their spin off. Don't know the translation though........Buck

$:-\$

Big John Denny · « **Reply #56 on:** August 30, 2005, 03:59:21 PM »

"Well, good is good"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #57 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on August 30, 2005, 03:49:07 PM

lr's latin quote is from Tombstone, IIRC, Doc to Ringo during their spin off. Don't know the translation though........Buck $:-\$

in pace requiescat - rest in peace

Slim

Sagebrush Burns · « **Reply #58 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:32:08 PM »

From "The Professionals"--the closing lines--
J W Grant (Ralph Bellamy) to Rico (Lee Marvin)--"You bastard"
the reply--"Yes Sir, in my case an accident of birth, but you, Sir, are a self made man"

plainolddave · « **Reply #59 on:** August 30, 2005, 05:35:27 PM »

I have two guns, one for each of you.

Republic. I like the sound of the word.

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