Balieve it er not September Cawfee an Grub is here.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Thanks for the coffee, WM

I'm a little grumpy this A.M., SIL left an open water bottle on the table beside the recliner and when I staggered into the LR, knocked it over and got a foot full of water. Not a great way to start off( grumble,grumble)

56, cloudy. Trash guys have been through already, haven't checked to see if they took the old recliner we just replaced

[Silver Creek Slim]

Morning y'all.
Thanks fer the coffee, WM.

Yep that's it, that was too easy Slim. I grew up just north of there bout 125 miles. WM

Mr. Google helped. 

'Tis 40 and overcast. "Areas of dense fog reducing visibilities to less than 1/4 mile at times early in the morning. Partly sunny. A slight chance of rain showers in the morning. Highs around 67. Light and variable wind. Chance of rain 20 percent."

Slim

[dutchy]

Morning from the nor east coast. Sunny and cool , leaves are dropping already. Best coffee morning in a while. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Happy birthday, Montana Darlin!
Slim

[Arcey]

Trash guys have been through already, haven't checked to see if they took the old recliner we just replaced

Top ada mornin', y'all.

Mostly Cloudy. 73° 'n 94%. Scattered showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 83. South wind between 6 and 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

Duh beach is pleadin' poverty. Went up ten bucks a month fer trash pickup. Started last July 1. When we moved 'ere in '89 that was included in the real property tax. But in '89 the folks runnin' it weren't gettin' ready ta waste a billion, with a B, on a choo-choo. We still have piles of yard debris 'round 'ere from Irene 'n she blew thru a month ago. Gettin' 'em ta pick up sumthin' what won't fit in the can is a pain in the............................... can....................

[mestiza letty]

Mornin' y'all,
Thanks for the cawffee WM. Just glad that battery pooped out now, then later when that dang nasty weather's here Buck. Tryin' to convince the wallet there's a bright side We're gunna have an 89 later and it's 59 right now.
Happy birthday Montana!
Nice to have 'ya back at the fire Dutchy

[wildman1]

Happy Birthday Montana. Dutchy I just spent 4 days up in PEI couple weeks ago. Now I'm waitin for my wallet ta recover. WM 

Dang, I 'bout wore out eninnie, minney & moe  Ain't been 'ta GF yet...you heard of "Turkey Flats" on the NE side of AZ? You've always been a gentleman 'ta me to reason thinkin' otherwise...that goes for all of 'ya and it's much appreciated...WM you 'bout ready 'ta make yer desert run or are you on it already?

No ma'am, I have not departed on my journey as of yet. But I am thinkin about it.  I have ta put tires on my TRUCK (pickup ta Del) I think that's gonna cost me bout $600 . WM

[Delmonico]

Man am I in trouble for bein' a "spinster"....    I was thinkin' the gentleman term was the latter meaning

If yer left handed yer a sinister one also.  Me and one of the old phart customers got on this kick a while back litenin' to Roy or Gene at work.  Words that folks change the meanin' of, Roy and Gene didn't mean the Broke Back Mountan type cowboy when they sang about gay cowboys.

Ya got somethin' that needs a word, make up a new one, don't steal an old one.  Got to be careful, will go on my point blank range rant again.  

[wildman1]

WELL, if she was a left handed preacher ah guess that would make her a sinister, spinster, minister.  WM

[Leo Tanner]

Go ta England an ask em what they call a cigarette.  It means a stick an when ya add the got it means a bundle of sticks.

Mornin Folks.  Nudder early day round here.
Buck, I found some batteries that have both kinds of posts on em, ya just have ta change the cables ta use the traditional top posts.

Sinister spinster minister sister.  Say that a few times real fast WM.

Ya All have a good 'un.

[Arcey]

Words that folks change the meanin' of, Roy and Gene didn't mean the Broke Back Mountan type cowboy when they sang about gay cowboys.

Peeves me. The hi-jackin' of the language. 'Nother one is Native American. I'm a native american. Born in Norfolk, Virginia, United States of AMERICA. European ancestry.

The movie goin' types tell me the Broke Back thing was about shepherds 'n not cowboys.

The PC folks'll do it tho. They even wanna mess up state fairs:

http://hamptonroads.com/2011/09/va-state-fair-steer-clear-deepfried-food-stick

[mestiza letty]

Go ta England an ask em what they call a cigarette.  It means a stick an when ya add the got it means a bundle of sticks.

In Ireland the call 'em the same

If yer left handed yer a sinister one also.   Me and one of the old phart customers got on this kick a while back litenin' to Roy or Gene at work.  Words that folks change the meanin' of, Roy and Gene didn't mean the Broke Back Mountan type cowboy when they sang about gay cowboys.

Nope not a "south paw"..did werk for a church office for 14yrs tho...Roy and Gene are the best heroes a kid could have...Never had an inklin' 'ta see that Brokeback Mountain wanna keep it thata way.

[wildman1]

Go ta England an ask em what they call a cigarette.  It means a stick an when ya add the got it means a bundle of sticks.

Mornin Folks.  Nudder early day round here.
Buck, I found some batteries that have both kinds of posts on em, ya just have ta change the cables ta use the traditional top posts.

Sinister spinster minister sister.  Say that a few times real fast WM.

Ya All have a good 'un.

Or as they ah prone ta say Downeast, sinistah spinstah ministah sistah, ayuh by the gorry. To the uninitiated gorry means golly.  WM

[wildman1]

Peeves me. The hi-jackin' of the language. 'Nother one is Native American. I'm a native american. Born in Norfolk, Virginia, United States of AMERICA. European ancestry.

The movie goin' types tell me the Broke Back thing was about shepherds 'n not cowboys.

The PC folks'll do it tho. They even wanna mess up state fairs:

http://hamptonroads.com/2011/09/va-state-fair-steer-clear-deepfried-food-stick

Ain't seen BBM ain't goin to. WM

[Leo Tanner]

Or as they ah prone ta say Downeast, sinistah spinstah ministah sistah, ayuh by the gorry. To the uninitiated gorry means golly.  WM

In Gaelic it comes from beghorra.

[Delmonico]

Out here I know a bunch of In-dones, the way they say it.  Native American to them is some left-wing liberal Indian.

Said something about making a taco the other day, was told by someone that ain't right to call a hat worn by a hispanic with the sides turned very high a taco.  Funny, they are the ones that invented the term.  Told a guy the other day that one when he wanted his hat tacoed.  He agreed with me, folks should butt out of our bizzness.  We talked a bit about how we were from different backgrounds, we could be friends but it still don't mean our culture is the same.  Hell most of you here are from a quite different background than I am.  

[mestiza letty]

Wounded Knee stand at Rose Bud in the '70's  adapted the NA moniker.. never heard that before then...P.C. folks followed up with others...stupid
Bad way 'ta treat a good hat...rollin' it up like a tortilla...guess they like eatin' 'em like a goat

[Delmonico]

Bad way 'ta treat a good hat...rollin' it up like a tortilla...guess they like eatin' 'em like a goat

Ain't no worse than the 8 inch wide squared off in front I've been doin' a lot this year for the bull riders and the wanna be bull riders.   

[mestiza letty]

Gotta a good point there Del...Bull riders been wearin' a murdered crease for a while now....

[Major E A Sterner]

Back to the PC folks, when was the last time you saw a Speedy Gonzales cartoon? They have wiped him off the face of the earth...BUT if you go to Mexico he's like a national hero and you will find all kinds of Tee shirts, posters, bumper stickers etc. of him. Go figure 

[mestiza letty]

Kids nowadays miss out alot from "Looney Tunes" cartoons...were some of the best...I agree Speedy was one of my favs

[Leo Tanner]

Same thing happened to Heckle and Jeckle.  They got pulled cause folks said it was racist.  I watched as a kid and I ain't no racist.   What do they got to look at now a days?  Phooey!

[Leo Tanner]

HEY, WHERE DID ALL THE WATER GO???

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Almost looks like Angel's adding to it, Leo

[Delmonico]

Well if we want to play that card, Elmar Fudd makes white guys who like to hunt look like fools. 

Want to have fun with a liberal, wait tell they tell a redneck joke and then ask them why it's ok to make fun of poor white folks who live in the south.  They can't come up with a good answer.