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The Importance of Beer
« on: October 20, 2010, 04:33:01 PM »
An banker, a cowboy and Dr. Bob were setting at a bar and each  ordered a mug of beer. Well each mug had a fly in it.

The banker told the bar tender he wanted a beer without the fly.

The cowboy just flipped the fly out of his beer and drank it down.

Well Dr. Bob reached into his beer and grabbed the fly by the wing and ...started shaking it  shouting, "spit it out, spit it out!"
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 04:50:51 PM »
Well, if I was there I'd a drunk the fly down with the beer. You gots to have yer protein too ya know. Throw in some beer nuts, a piece of celery and you have a balanced diet. :D
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 11:20:51 PM »
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Re: The Importance of Beer
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 12:00:28 AM »
You was watchin Crossfire Trail again were'nt ya ;D i got it on sale a couple days ago and watched it last night.I want me one of them winchesters with the wood all the way down :) :)
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2010, 09:08:10 AM »
Batch of beer I brewed just before the last one had a box elder bug land in the wort.  I fished him out but couldn't save him.  He got too hot.  But, the beer turned out good tho.  I'm thinkn' of naming it Box Elder Bug Brew, cept I drank it all and we're now fresh out of box elder bugs for the year.  FWIW, it was fresh hop beer.

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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2010, 09:34:20 AM »
Batch of beer I brewed just before the last one had a box elder bug land in the wort.  I fished him out but couldn't save him.  He got too hot.  But, the beer turned out good tho.  I'm thinkn' of naming it Box Elder Bug Brew, cept I drank it all and we're now fresh out of box elder bugs for the year.  FWIW, it was fresh hop beer.

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Dick, down here the old folks (WWI generation) called them Demacrats, cause if you step on one they make noise. ;)
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2010, 01:03:29 PM »
I imagine you step on one of DD's home brews he'd do more than a little noise
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2010, 02:59:58 PM »
Since I bottle my brew in carefully hoarded swing top bottles, I'm thinkn' it'd be me makin the noise.  Hard to find good swing top bottles any more.

FWIW, worse 'n box elder bugs are them dang Asian lady beetles.  They STINK when ya step on 'em.  Dog won't eat 'em either.

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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2010, 03:09:57 PM »

FWIW, worse 'n box elder bugs are them dang Asian lady beetles.  They STINK when ya step on 'em.  Dog won't eat 'em either.



Dr. Bob will if you don't tell him they are under the cabbage in the corned beef and cabbage.   ;D 
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2010, 08:33:12 PM »
I bet Dick Beer would sell better :D And would go great with Frog Balls ;D
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2010, 10:00:43 PM »
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to try some of those frog balls.

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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 10:46:59 AM »
I've got a jar of these been kickin' round the gear for a couple years, no takers yet.  Rule is you open then you either eat them, find enough folks to eat them or take them home: ;D

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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 11:46:07 AM »
Not enough beer in the world to get me to open that jar!  ::)  :D  ;D
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 12:00:55 PM »
Not enough beer in the world to get me to open that jar!  ::)  :D  ;D

Seems to be what everyone thinks, daughter found them in Mississippi and just thought I needed them.
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 12:32:11 PM »
Yep,taste like somethin ya never et before.. ;D

i'm lucky the place is right down the street where i get them close to Mavericks coffee a few blocks away ..The garlic stuffed olives are great!
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2010, 09:36:27 AM »
Seems to be what everyone thinks, daughter found them in Mississippi and just thought I needed them.
Wife picked some up here in Alabama thinking they were pickled pigs feet...wouldn't touch them. My question is, doesn't she realize where those feet have been? Certain parts of an animal shouldn't be eaten...
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2010, 02:16:06 PM »
Put lipstick on "em" they go down easier ;D
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2010, 08:57:33 PM »
Put lipstick on "em" they go down easier ;D
Ain't touching that un with a ten foot cattle prod...
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2010, 11:26:44 AM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: The Importance of Beer
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2010, 10:46:34 PM »
Since I bottle my brew in carefully hoarded swing top bottles, I'm thinkn' it'd be me makin the noise.  Hard to find good swing top bottles any more.
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