RIHJT! The dog sleeps on the couch..............I sleep on the floor in front of the TV.
I sleep where I damn well please. If ya get up in the mornin an find me in the cab of your truck, tread lightly. I'm surley in the mornin an I'm packin.
I don't own a truck, I own a pick-up and if you try to sleep in it I hope the gear-shifter gives you a good thrill.
Sounds like you speak from experiance.
In yer fancy fondue pot.
Wife sorta took over my confuser, so I went and got a laptop!