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« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2009, 04:14:09 pm »

I'm the one that mentioned playin cards in the buff.  We're all a little differnt Pop.


Never did that but when my wife's out of town me and the dog lay buck nekkid on the floor in front of the TV and eat ice cream right out of the carton.

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« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2009, 04:15:50 pm »

Well, I went down again today an' told her about all you poor souls not getting a hug, so she gave me a baker's dozen for you all.

Tough!  I'm keepin' 'em all myself an' you can all just sit in the corner an' whistle.   Roll Eyes

HA!   Cheesy

She's gonna post pictures when she gets home.

I'm keepin' all the handshakes from the Marshal, too...soon's I get the feelin' back in my hand.

Hey, where's them pictures?  Shocked 
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« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2009, 04:24:02 pm »


Never did that but when my wife's out of town me and the dog lay buck nekkid on the floor in front of the TV and eat ice cream right out of the carton.



I should say somethin' about butt sniffin' here but Forty's dog might get up-set. Tongue
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« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2009, 11:46:33 am »

I don't wanna go there.
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« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2009, 11:53:01 am »

I don't wanna go there.

No you don't.  At least not until the dog gets some pants on.
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« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2009, 04:26:27 pm »

Descretion is the better part of valor!
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« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2009, 05:45:32 pm »

Now this thread has really gone inta a nose dive Grin
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« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2009, 06:17:14 pm »

Now this thread has really gone inta a nose dive Grin

And not yer fault this time Leo, it's Forty Rod's fault this time. Shocked
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« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2009, 06:25:14 pm »

Ain't I a little stinker?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2009, 06:41:21 pm »

Ain't I a little stinker?   Roll Eyes

Yep the dog told us that, after the butt sniffin'. Grin
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« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2009, 07:05:43 pm »

Dang furry little rat fink!   Angry

No ice cream for him next time.
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« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2009, 07:17:31 pm »

He also said you need to change brands of TP, you have lint balls. Grin
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« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2009, 10:09:27 pm »

This is just gettin gross.  I don't need ta nuthin bout any of this.
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« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2009, 10:22:06 am »

Del, That's too much information!
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« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2009, 12:56:35 pm »

This is just gettin gross.  I don't need ta nuthin bout any of this.
Del, That's too much information!

It's a national crisis and sumthin' ought to be done about it.  I sent a letter to BO about it, ain't heard back though.
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« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2009, 01:06:27 pm »

Del, Good Luck on getting a reply!
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« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2009, 02:25:57 pm »

Dear BO,
I am a concerned citizen of the United States and wanted to inform you that the proliferation of Klingons has gotten out of hand and was curious as to what you were planning to do about it.  My suggestion is that you go to Uranus and wipe them out.


I intercepted Del's letter.
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« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2009, 02:45:21 pm »

Dear BO,
I am a concerned citizen of the United States and wanted to inform you that the proliferation of Klingons has gotten out of hand and was curious as to what you were planning to do about it.  My suggestion is that you go to Uranus and wipe them out.


I intercepted Del's letter.

Won't work, it will add more lint. Grin
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« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2009, 06:12:34 pm »

That's still too much information!
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« Reply #69 on: November 03, 2009, 07:08:24 pm »

Yeah, I think we have defintely gone around the bend on this one. 
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« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2009, 07:15:39 pm »

Well if you have lint balls be careful where and what you bend. Grin  Wonder how many have checked since this came up. Grin
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« Reply #71 on: November 03, 2009, 07:28:18 pm »

Maybe we need to purchase some giant lint rollers!
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« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2009, 07:31:17 pm »

Maybe we need to purchase some giant lint rollers!

Nope, those are sticky and will pull butt crack hairs, not good either. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2009, 07:33:49 pm »

Leo, Help me get out of this mess!
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« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2009, 07:37:00 pm »

Leo will only get you in deeper.  Besides he's to busy seein' if he has butt crack lint.  takes two mirrors or someone that really loves you and Lil ain't that fond of him. Grin
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