Never trust a butterfly

[Silver Creek Slim]

I finally found a child proof latch for the fridge.

My dogs are now mad at me.




AnnieLee

Why would the dogs be mad at you for a child proof latch? 

Slim

Because it means they can no longer open the fridge and have a party of snacking when I am at verk!

I was coming home to messes that would scare even Trinity!

 

AnnieLee

I'll try it again. Do the dogs think they are children? 

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I finally found a child proof latch for the fridge.

My dogs are now mad at me.




AnnieLee

Why would the dogs be mad at you for a child proof latch? 

Slim

Because it means they can no longer open the fridge and have a party of snacking when I am at verk!

I was coming home to messes that would scare even Trinity!

 

AnnieLee

I'll try it again. Do the dogs think they are children? 

Slim

I'm pretty sure they think they are dogs. I dunno, since I can't read their minds. But it takes opposable thumbs to open that latch.

So, watch me have to eat my words when I get home to discover they've chewed off the latch.

 

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Well, let's see if I can lend to this cat-tastrophe........This is Ming, our senior house animal........Buck

[Russ T Chambers]

Here are Kokopelli and J. B. Books.  They may look it in the picture, put they ain't Siamese.

[Trinity]

Since I missed the cat discussion, here are some of mine.

I love kitties of all types, but I really love black kitties (Don't tell T.C. I said that!)

Did you ever get any pictures of the mess, Miss Annie??  It can't be much worse than my every day decor here in the hovel. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Since I missed the cat discussion, here are some of mine.

I love kitties of all types, but I really love black kitties (Don't tell T.C. I said that!)

Did you ever get any pictures of the mess, Miss Annie??  It can't be much worse than my every day decor here in the hovel. 

Taking pictures was the last thing on my mind.

Imagine, if you will, the door to the fridge standing open, a spaghetti sauce pot upside down between the door and the fridge, half its contents oozing out from under the pot onto the floor. A fresh orange juice container upside down next to the pot, OJ attempting to blend with the spaghetti sauce. Dinner plates vertically positioned between the fridge and the pot, contents unknown since the plates were licked clean. One of the plates is chipped. On the lower shelf of the fridge are the mashed pineapple remnants of pineapple upside down cake. Strewn over the kitchen floor and onto the carpet are several olives, with the salad bowl, emptied, on the living room floor. The dogs will eat lettuce, cucumber, tomatoe, but leave pineapple and olives. And unidentified "stuff" is dripped and walked all over the kitchen floor and living room carpet. The leftover roasted chicken is completely gone, bones and all.

On six different days, in the passed two weeks, I came home to that kind of mess.

They didn't break the latch today.

Whew.

AnnieLee

[Trinity]

Since I missed the cat discussion, here are some of mine.

I love kitties of all types, but I really love black kitties (Don't tell T.C. I said that!)

Did you ever get any pictures of the mess, Miss Annie??  It can't be much worse than my every day decor here in the hovel. 

Taking pictures was the last thing on my mind.

Imagine, if you will, the door to the fridge standing open, a spaghetti sauce pot upside down between the door and the fridge, half its contents oozing out from under the pot onto the floor. A fresh orange juice container upside down next to the pot, OJ attempting to blend with the spaghetti sauce. Dinner plates vertically positioned between the fridge and the pot, contents unknown since the plates were licked clean. One of the plates is chipped. On the lower shelf of the fridge are the mashed pineapple remnants of pineapple upside down cake. Strewn over the kitchen floor and onto the carpet are several olives, with the salad bowl, emptied, on the living room floor. The dogs will eat lettuce, cucumber, tomatoe, but leave pineapple and olives. And unidentified "stuff" is dripped and walked all over the kitchen floor and living room carpet. The leftover roasted chicken is completely gone, bones and all.

On six different days, in the passed two weeks, I came home to that kind of mess.

They didn't break the latch today.

Whew.

AnnieLee

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MY FAVORITE CAKE, GONE IN A FLASH!!!  I... I... I just don't know what to say!!!

(joking aside, I AM sorry to hear about that mess!  I can't even imagine how it was to come home to that! 

...At least now I know why Duke started tearing into Slim's cheeses!)

[Silver Creek Slim]

I don't like cooked pineapple.

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I don't like cooked pineapple.

Slim

And yer a Yankee. Dern.

But I love ya anyway, Cousin.





AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

I don't like cooked pineapple.

Slim

And yer a Yankee. Dern.

But I love ya anyway, Cousin.





AnnieLee

Thanks. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

If a pinepple upside-down cake is upside-down is it a pineapple cake or an upside-down pineapple upside-down cake.

[Silver Creek Slim]

If a pinepple upside-down cake is upside-down is it a pineapple cake or an upside-down pineapple upside-down cake.

Slim

[Trinity]

I don't like cooked pineapple.

Slim

I usually don't either, but for some reason add some crusty brown sugar glaze into the mix and MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MM! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I don't like cooked pineapple.

Slim

I usually don't either, but for some reason add some crusty brown sugar glaze into the mix and MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MM! 

Brown sugar helps oatmeal, too.

I was thinking about this the other day. Why does one put brown sugar on oatmeal and white sugar on cream of wheat? 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I don't eat either, oatmeal, cream of wheat, jello, poached eggs and other assorted items that  are for sick folks.   

I have threatened to thow jello cubes around a room.  "I'll just leave it here in case you change your mind."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I like pineapple in all its forms.

I've even had it on pizza.



AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

I only like fresh pineaple.

Had it on pizza too, but didn't like it  (it wasn't my ideia anyway)

[Trinity]

I don't eat either, oatmeal, cream of wheat, jello, poached eggs and other assorted items that  are for sick folks.   

I have threatened to thow jello cubes around a room.  "I'll just leave it here in case you change your mind."

I love all of the above!  ...specially the poached egg on a toasted English muffin with hollandaise sauce! 

[Trinity]

...but most of all 
I LOVE PINEAPPLE!!!![/b]