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Offline Dakota Dan from OZ

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Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« on: February 25, 2009, 04:41:38 PM »

This may put a smile on our face  :D :D




Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and park themselves on a bar stool.  One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two VB’s please'...  The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  'Been on holiday yet, boys?'  'Off to America next month,' says Joe.  'We go to the States every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'  Jim agrees.  'Ah, America, 'says the barman.'  Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'  'Nah, we don't like that US crap,' says Joe.  'Meat pies and beer,' that's us, eh Jim?  We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude and egotistical.'   'So why keep going to America?' asks the barman.   Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'


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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 04:46:36 PM »
GOOD ONE!

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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 04:50:40 PM »
Now that is funny.  Thanks Dan, needed the pick me up taday :D
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 04:57:43 PM »
Thanks Dan, I'm gonna send it to some Aussie's on the Lab boardif you don't mind. ;)
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 05:41:46 PM »
Thanks Dan, I'm gonna send it to some Aussie's on the Lab boardif you don't mind. ;)


Del, you go for it, I posted it so we can all get a smile  :D :D

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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 05:55:49 PM »
 :D :D :D

I could see that one coming all the way from "Downunder".
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 10:42:12 PM »
at least over here they can use the HOV lane
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 05:35:00 PM »
DD ... LR

Both of those were just dang funny! ;D
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 07:42:20 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 04:39:53 AM »
Good one Dan!  ;D
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Re: Siamese Twins ( Aussie Humour)
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »
That was good.  ;D

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