A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother were upstairs in
their bedroom. The 7 year old was explaining that it was high time
that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responded
enthusiastically, the 7 year old hatched the plan, "When we go
downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'Hell' and you say 'fat
ass.' The 4 year old happily agreed. As the two boys were seating
themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walked in and asked her
older son what he would like to eat for breakfast.
The 7 year old replied, "Ah hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
"WHACK!" The surprised mother reacted quickly. The boy ran upstairs,
bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice,
the mother then turned to the younger son, "And what would YOU like
for breakfast?"
"I don't know," the 4 year old blubbered, "but you can bet
your fat ass it's not gonna be Cheerios ! ! ! "