Big Rattlesnake

[Daniel Nighteyes]

I know y'all done seen dat pitcher of a big rattlesnake been makin' de rounds on dat Internet, yeah.  Well, lemme tol' ya sumpthin'.  Y'all ain't never SEEN no big snake 'til ya laid yer eyes on one o' dem Alabama Timber Rattlers.

One time my friend Broussard -- him be in de pulpwood bidness -- seen one stretched out acrosst th' road in de piney woods, yeah.  First he took it fer a log one o' de other pulpwooders done dropped in de middle o' de road, but oncet he got closer he figgered out what it was.  Right on de spot, Broussard done decided he was gonna run over dat snake wit' his pulpwood truck.

Dat didn' work out too good, nope. Ya see, when Broussard hit de snake, his ol' pulpwood truck high-centered on de snake's middle-parts,  an'  got hung up.  Hooo-EEE, dat ol' Timber Rattler got mad, yeah, 'cause Broussard done interrupted his nap.

Anyhow, dat ol' snake throwed a coil aroun' Broussard's pulpwood truck, and commenced ta squeezin'.  Den he proceeded ta swallow dat truck -- pulpwood 'n all.  Broussard jest barely got out in time!

An' dat's de truth, yessir!

 

[Delmonico]

I know y'all done seen dat pitcher of a big rattlesnake been makin' de rounds on dat Internet, yeah.  Well, lemme tol' ya sumpthin'.  Y'all ain't never SEEN no big snake 'til ya laid yer eyes on one o' dem Alabama Timber Rattlers.

One time my friend Broussard -- him be in de pulpwood bidness -- seen one stretched out acrosst th' road in de piney woods, yeah.  First he took it fer a log one o' de other pulpwooders done dropped in de middle o' de road, but oncet he got closer he figgered out what it was.  Right on de spot, Broussard done decided he was gonna run over dat snake wit' his pulpwood truck.

Dat didn' work out too good, nope. Ya see, when Broussard hit de snake, his ol' pulpwood truck high-centered on de snake's middle-parts,  an'  got hung up.  Hooo-EEE, dat ol' Timber Rattler got mad, yeah, 'cause Broussard done interrupted his nap.

Anyhow, dat ol' snake throwed a coil aroun' Broussard's pulpwood truck, and commenced ta squeezin'.  Den he proceeded ta swallow dat truck -- pulpwood 'n all.  Broussard jest barely got out in time!

An' dat's de truth, yessir!

 

Me thinks it ain't just White Eyes that speak with forked tongue.

Tis OK though, it does say Tall Tales.

[Leo Tanner]

Bettin the snake worked fer the local scrap metal guy.

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[Silver Creek Slim]

Bettin the snake worked fer the local scrap metal guy.

Good one, pard. 

Slim

[Daniel Nighteyes]

Bettin the snake worked fer the local scrap metal guy.

Or fer de local laundromat. After dat narrow escape, yeah, Broussard shorely needed ta wash his linens...

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Yeh been drinkin Da Sheep Dip?   Or eat'in Dell's cookin?


 


 


 

[Shotgun Franklin]

When I was out in Crane Texas we killed a fair sized rattler. We skinned him in one piece, cut the skin into sections and used him to lay a pipeline to Midland.

[Delmonico]

Yeh been drinkin Da Sheep Dip?   Or eat'in Dell's cookin?


 


 


 

Oh my, the sheepherder has returned.  Where ya been, we missed you a little bit.

[litl rooster]

, we missed you a little bit.

speak for yer self Glen

[Delmonico]

speak for yer self Glen

I said just a little bit, kinda like a pinch.

[litl rooster]

I said just a little bit, kinda like a pinch.

I just didn't want the Ole' SheepSPITherder to think we liked him...Hell far as we know he's a dang Democrat SPIT SPIT!

[Delmonico]

I just didn't want the Ole' SheepSPITherder to think we liked him...Hell far as we know he's a dang Democrat SPIT SPIT!

I doubt it, dang that was a low blow.

[litl rooster]

   my work is done here

LR( whom also knows how to stir a pot)

[Delmonico]

  my work is done here

LR( whom also knows how to stir a pot)

Well if he shoots you, I'm on his side.  If he admits to being one I'll flip you for it, heads you get the rope, tails you provide the tree.

[litl rooster]

Well if he shoots you, I'm on his side.  If he admits to being one I'll flip you for it, heads you get the rope, tails you provide the tree.

They always say theys innocent, haven't you spent day in a court room...  Got a good stout Oak and 40 feet of Hemp

[Delmonico]

They always say theys innocent, haven't you spent day in a court room...  Got a good stout Oak and 40 feet of Hemp

Would rather use a cottonwood, got a couple near a 100 feet tall.

Already called my friend Liz, she's makin' us up a real good rope, her ropes are the best.



I asked here to put some pretty yarn in it like she does for the kids when she makes jump ropes.

[Silver Creek Slim]

  my work is done here

LR( whom also knows how to stir a pot)

Figure eight. 

Slim

[wildman1]

I know y'all done seen dat pitcher of a big rattlesnake been makin' de rounds on dat Internet, yeah.  Well, lemme tol' ya sumpthin'.  Y'all ain't never SEEN no big snake 'til ya laid yer eyes on one o' dem Alabama Timber Rattlers.

One time my friend Broussard -- him be in de pulpwood bidness -- seen one stretched out acrosst th' road in de piney woods, yeah.  First he took it fer a log one o' de other pulpwooders done dropped in de middle o' de road, but oncet he got closer he figgered out what it was.  Right on de spot, Broussard done decided he was gonna run over dat snake wit' his pulpwood truck.

Dat didn' work out too good, nope. Ya see, when Broussard hit de snake, his ol' pulpwood truck high-centered on de snake's middle-parts,  an'  got hung up.  Hooo-EEE, dat ol' Timber Rattler got mad, yeah, 'cause Broussard done interrupted his nap.

Anyhow, dat ol' snake throwed a coil aroun' Broussard's pulpwood truck, and commenced ta squeezin'.  Den he proceeded ta swallow dat truck -- pulpwood 'n all.  Broussard jest barely got out in time!

An' dat's de truth, yessir!

 

This musta been one of his babies.  WM