Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, You need to quit usin' "That greasy kid's stuff".

[Arcey]

Did, ‘bout ’68 or so. Nothin’ in it ‘cept shampoo ‘n conditioner. Without the conditioner I can’t get comb thru it.

It was doin’ pretty good taday until I took a ride with the windows down ‘n the pony tail come undone.

[Texas Lawdog]

A Pony Tail?

[Delmonico]

Got the sissiors out and a new blade and did some work on the 'stash before work, was beyond cookie duster, melted cheese don't "dust.  Been havin' some rouge ones at the top, go wacky and try to mate with nose hairs.  Need to get the daughter to trim the hair.  Just shampoo for mine, condictioner on it makes it poofy. 

Was talkin' 'bout hair one time on the Lab forum, one of the ladies said I have Micheal Landon hair.   Also that I looked kinda like Pa Inalls also.

[Leo Tanner]

I just use sham poo as well.  Never could afford the real poo
Seems ta work fine.


Leo

[Ozark Tracker]

and while we're on hair, another problem spot is that damn hair in yer ears,  grows as fast as anything else, gotta keep it trimmed,  who would'a thought when ya get old, hair'd start growing outa yer ears.

[Leo Tanner]

It's ta block out all the noise yer sicka hearin'


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I can remember when I was a kid, seeing all those old men with hair growin' out of their ears.  Now, I'm one of those old men.  YUK!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya know another spot that's beginning to be troublesome,  eyebrows, not all of em, just a few that go crazy.

[Texas Lawdog]

OT, I get mine trimmed once a month when I get my haircut.

[Leo Tanner]

ya know another spot that's beginning to be troublesome,  eyebrows, not all of em, just a few that go crazy.

How many eyebrows ya got OT?  I'm gettin skeered.  
(but remain un-sene-a-tive)


Leo

[Delmonico]

How many eyebrows ya got OT?  I'm gettin skeered.  
(but remain un-sene-a-tive)


Leo

He has one, with a pattern like the planet Saturn, it goes clear around his head.

[Ozark Tracker]

Just long as I don't get one like this

[Delmonico]

Throw back is the tem that comes to mind.

Do the knuckles drag?

[Leo Tanner]

Neandrathal Tracker left the building long ago.  Prolly aint even related ta our OT.  He's all evolved an whatnot.


Leo

[Sod Buster]

I just part my hair with a wet washcloth.

Me too. 
Just remember God only made so many beautiful heads....the rest he covered with hair. 

[Ozark Tracker]

makes me think of what ma Granddaddy told me when I was 4 or 5,  I went with him to get a haircut and I asked him how come he didn't have any hair,  he told me when they got to him, all they had left was Red hair, he told em he just as soon not have any as have Red,   
I didn't even like red headed kids growing up, 

matter of fact first red headed person I really liked was a girl in 11th grade,  made me forget all abut that red head dislike,  I wouldn't a cared what color her hair was.

[Sod Buster]

My first girlfriend in high school was a red-head.  They are feisty & frisky!

[litl rooster]

Me too. 
Just remember God only made so many beautiful heads....the rest he covered with hair. 

Amen

[Texas Lawdog]

Back in the dark ages, when I had a head full of hair, it was mostly reddish brown.

[Delmonico]

Me too. 
Just remember God only made so many beautiful heads....the rest he covered with hair. 

Amen

Just sumthin' bald folks say to make them feel better, if bald is so good why do they sell so much rogain?

[Sod Buster]

Just sumthin' bald folks say to make them feel better, if bald is so good why do they sell so much rogain?

All of us hair-less guys are heavily-laden with Testosterone.  All of you guys with full heads of hair ain't got enough juice! 

[litl rooster]

you sure they sell that much? 

[Texas Lawdog]

Sod Buster, I've been told that I was full of a lot of things, but never Testestrone.

[Delmonico]

All lies made up by bald guys, all ya got is hair that falls out.