Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

[Texas Lawdog]

Now, that I'm not required to take it ever two years now, I won't be havin' anymore sensitivity trainin'.

[Leo Tanner]

Change of thread name!!
     Now we's can have fun   I definately wanna be teachers aid in this one.  Paleeeeze


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

LEO, I think you would have too much fun.

[Delmonico]

OK, question for the class:

If you see someone with a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck" shirt and they ain't a poor white folk from down south, can you have a T-Shirt made up makin' fun of their culture?

Go ahead, use yer imagination on this one.

Example, "You Might Be A Left-Wing Liberal if you wake up in the moring and all you see is yer hemi-roids."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

"You might be a Left Wing Liberal if you think the goobermint can find a solution to all of your problems!"

[Delmonico]

"You might be a Left Wing Liberal if you think the goobermint can find a solution to all of your problems!"

Delmonico gives Irish Tom an A.

[Leo Tanner]

If there's no gun rack in your Toyota Prius, you definately are a left wing liberal.


Leo

[Delmonico]

If there's no gun rack in your Toyota Prius, you definately are a left wing liberal.


Leo

C- for Leo.  (Ain't no place to hook a gun rack)

[Four-Eyed Buck]

They probably won't fit in the trunk either, unless you've got a take down

[Leo Tanner]

You fellers have no sense of ingenuity.  No reason a guy couldn't figgure out a way at least strap up a couple carbines in there.
     

[Delmonico]

After Leo's protest, Delmonico re-vaul-you-ates the paper and reduces the grade to a F_ cause Delmonico looked up Toyota Prius and found out what it was.

(He thought it was some sort of SUV at first.)

[Leo Tanner]

An F-?  Now I feel right at home.  Some things never change


Leo

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Del, you gotta catch up with the times some Them Prius's are buttt ugly anyway. Their Xd is even uglier than the Honda version of a box on four wheels( can't remember it's name, Dang CRS )......................Buck



Just rememberd the name, it's a Honda Element. Both of them are basically a box on four wheels, but the Honda is just a little more easy on the eyes than the Xd................Buck

[Leo Tanner]

Box on wheels?  I'll see yer Xd an Element and raise ya a Scion
     Thing's a rollin toaster if there ever was one (an not one of those cool old toasters, the modern ones).

Wait a minnit, I'm in the wrong thread--nevermind.


Leo

[Forty Rod]

Del, you gotta catch up with the times some Them Prius's are buttt ugly anyway. Their Xd is even uglier than the Honda version of a box on four wheels( can't remember it's name, Dang CRS )......................Buck

You sure that ain't a CRV?  Used to be called that an' it couldn't have got much uglier.  Oh, wait: you ain't talkin' about the car.   

Just rememberd the name, it's a Honda Element. Both of them are basically a box on four wheels, but the Honda is just a little more easy on the eyes than the Xd................Buck

[Leo Tanner]

I'm cursed with the opposite of CRS.  It's called REGDTYEH (remember every G D thing ya ever heard). 
     You fellow sufferers understand that it aint all it's cracked up ta be.  People won't even sit in the same room with me when Jepordy is on.  Apparently it's annoying even though you aint tryin ta be a know-it-all.  It's a compulsion


Leo


 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

They still make the CR-V, Forty. The Element is quite suare looking and has suicide doors. You can open all four and the hatch and take a hose and flush the interior out. Miz Fannie Kickinshoot has one to haul all of her dresses, hats and wigs with.........Buck

[Texas Lawdog]

I wanna go on record by saying I ain't  gonna be sensitive no more!

[Tensleep]

I wanna go on record by saying I ain't  gonna be sensitive no more!

Duly noted....

NOT that we ever saw you as sensitive to begin with. 

[Leo Tanner]

Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

     
Leo

[Tensleep]

Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kittens..... burlap bags.... bricks..... creek....... could cause a shortage of movin' targets 

[Leo Tanner]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kittens..... burlap bags.... bricks..... creek....... could cause a shortage of movin' targets 

I must be insensitve cause I just laughed so hard ma eyes watered. 
     Made me think about an old expression about two cats fighting in a sack as well, which aint very sensitive niether.

I just aint right


Leo

[Forty Rod]

How about we need to change this to  -Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin'.

Element, huh?  Sounds handy....but uuuuugly!

[litl rooster]

Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

     
Leo

I'm sure he was being paid for doing it...$$$ do grease the wheel of sin siv ti vitty

[Texas Lawdog]

I will never be accused of being touchey feeley or warm and fuzzy. I've never been very PC either. I'm too to change now.