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Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« on: October 16, 2008, 07:45:28 PM »
OK, since the Liberals are takin' over the world we need some of this I guess.

So no makin' fun of anyone. 

Class over. ;D
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 07:49:39 PM »
how bout we just tell jokes bout em till the election  ;)

I got at least a couple of em  that could be on a family board :o
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 08:11:02 PM »
Family board?  Well, then I don't have any. :-[ ;D
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Re: Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 09:20:49 PM »
I volunteer ta be a teachers aid.  I come up with this little quiz ta set everyones mind right

     Yer walkin down the street an see a small boy all of seven with his bike upset an his knee skinned.  Do ya say...

A: Quit whinin, things are only gonna get worse from here.

B:  Where's yer Mama, looks like you could use an ice cream cone.

C:  Dang kid, ya look like ya could use a smoke.  I know a gal that could make ya ferget about that knee.

D:  All of the above.

     I prollly won't be gettin this job, but it never hurts ta try, times er tight ya know.


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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 09:40:13 PM »
or if yer a liberal  type, ya fall down on yer knees and ask the good lawd to please get BO  elected president, he'll redisribute the wealth and you can have a new bicycle and he'll give ya health care to cover the knee.   :o
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 11:15:00 PM »
  "A"............it's multible choice I have a 1 in 4 chance of getting it right
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 12:07:15 AM »
If I can't make fun of people and pi-- them off I'll have to find another hobby.  I been doing it for over 50 years so far.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 12:11:11 AM »
We called that sensitivity trainin' that Del was talking about, Cultural Diversity.  We had to have 8 hours of it every 2 years.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 05:58:12 AM »
……‘n the occasional, ‘Opps. We kilt a prisoner.’ special sessions.

Sensitivity ‘n diversity class time was productive for me. Sit in there with a legal pad ‘n get a couple three stage sets ‘n shootin’ sequences wrote.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 06:54:57 AM »
If I can't make fun of people and pi-- them off I'll have to find another hobby.  I been doing it for over 50 years so far.



You should lead the training then with your experiance ;D

We called that sensitivity trainin' that Del was talking about, Cultural Diversity.  We had to have 8 hours of it every 2 years.



Why so often does?


……‘n the occasional, ‘Opps. We kilt a prisoner.’ special sessions.

Sensitivity ‘n diversity class time was productive for me. Sit in there with a legal pad ‘n get a couple three stage sets ‘n shootin’ sequences wrote.



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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2008, 07:15:23 AM »
Don't forget the class in Tactile Reinforcement.

Fer any liberals readin this, that's where after the sensitivity process fails you just whack the crap outta them to get their attention!  ;D
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 07:20:33 AM »
Don't forget the class in Tactile Reinforcement.

Fer any liberals readin this, that's where after the sensitivity process fails you just whack the crap outta them to get their attention!  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 09:33:16 AM »
LIT, In this new age of PC Law Enforcement, that Tactile stuff is frowned upon, however ever in the OLD DAYS, It was highly recommened. We refered to it as an "Attitude Adjustment".
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 10:58:26 AM »
this past week my client supervisor and I were discussing purchasing a Segway for use by the officers, she wanted to know about safty so when she presented the Idea to her Boss.  She asked, what if someone falls off it and gets hurt.  I tolt her if they fall off it, then they were too stupid to work there.   She thought I was joking.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 11:51:57 AM »
She needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2008, 01:03:28 PM »
Unfortunately, she is smellin’ the coffee. That has to be a consideration of hers. There’s ‘nuff that’ll take gettin’ out ah werk, paid, ta screw things up for e’erbody else.

‘Oh, boss. I hurt my little self on that nasty thing you made me ride. Workmen’s comp, please.’

God help ya if ya hit a poor, innocent citizen with one the things. Until the city settles the nuisance suit they’ll be permanently disabled ‘n in severe pain 24/7. After they get the check they’ll enjoy a miracle ‘n fully recover.

They bought a couple of those things, after I quit, to patrol downtown. Where they already had a well trained bicycle patrol. The things are so slow, the best thing to do if someone books is to get off ‘n run after ‘em. The bike guys will catch ‘em.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2008, 01:31:09 PM »
Bikes and golf carts were her other suggestion, Golf cart is only needed seldom. Bikes are to big inside the building too many people, in the halls.   Arcey your right about the lawsuits someone is always looking for the edge.  One of these stupid @$$e$ would try to climb steps in it and say there was no warning label on it.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2008, 02:46:01 PM »
Arcey, they have added 3 wheel Segway's to the fleet down here now, I guess some of the fellers had a problem handling the 2 wheel models, even with the gyroscopes in them to help keep them level.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 03:02:13 PM »
Trainin’ wheels, Cuz?

Inside, good ole right ‘n left foot-a-matic motivation is still the best. Don’t require yer folks to wear pretty shoes. Deck shoes, available in black, we wore on the sailboats will grab the polished stone floors in offices downtown.

The most effective way to ensure security is puttin’ people at key positions. That costs in additional personnel.

I’d pay good money ta watch some fool ride one them one wheel things ta go DOWN a set of stairs.

Supervisors need ta get ‘round faster, get ‘em a skateboard.
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Re: Delmonico's Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 03:30:19 PM »
I know a guy who has MS an can barely walk.  He got him a segwhatever and I never known him ta fall in 2 an a half years.
     It's goofy lookin, but it does the job fer him.


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