Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

Dern ya all, they kept it behind the woodstove.   Now be careful or I'll go off on one of my frothin' rages about modern cook books, fools on TV cookin' and stuff like that.  Dang how did folks cook before these dang self appointed folks thats got to have a band in the kitchen and others like them that think they have to mix the spices and sell it to you at 10 times what they are worth and won't tell you what they put in them and think ya gots to cook it at 317 degreess for 52 1/2 minutes or it won't turn out and couldn't pour unrine out of a boot if the directions were on the bottom and couldn't bake bread with out an oven termommyter or even get the dough made with out usin' 34 different measurin' cups and a still could not pour pee out of there boots with out havin' to measure it and take it's tempeeechure and would have to have a band playin' while they were doin' it.  There I feel better, did ya want meringue on yer' pie, I've got a bunch on my keeyboard.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Very nice rant, Del!

< Applauding >

 
AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

I still try'n ta figger out how ta mezur urine in a boot. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

OOOpppppssss, Think I'll just go out the way I came in.......Buck

[Delmonico]

Thank ye kindly, I do my personna well, would you belive the Cosie Personna if I could not go on a rant like that, ya ought ta see Gopher Grease and I go off on a double rant, but not on each other, cooks have sharp knives.

Slim ya read the instrutions on the bottom of the boot and use a fancy measurin' device ya bought at the yuppie cookin' store that has yer favorite TV cooks name on it that ya paid 12 times what it was worth and ya had to drive 35 miles to a mall that stocked this brand of stuff cause when ya was watchin. TV the person on the show said the only way to measure urine in a boot was to buy there brand of urine measurer at the sotre in the mall where the kids hang out with there pants hangin' down and ya gots to park in the next county to find a parkin' place and ya almost gets run over by a Volo and 3 SUV's that won't never go off down a un-graveled road and haul a dead deer out of the fiel cause that would chip the paint and it might get blood on the carpet and what would the other soccer mom's think if their kids had to ride in a SUV with blood stains on the carpet that some one got on there cause they wanted to haul a dead deer home in so they could have sausage made for twice the price of sausage you don't have to supply the meat for, cause ya don't know how to cook just plain deer meat and the TV cook never showed ya how to make real sourdough rye bread, but offered to sell yo a sourdough starter for 39.98 pluse 7.98 shipping and handling, but ya got to add yeast to the recipe cause the starter couldn't raise bread if ya gave it Viagra, when ya could have logged on Cas-City and learned how do do it fer a package of yeast that cost less than a dollar at yer local Wino shop.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 
I gots ta drive 35+ miles ta get ta anywhere but the sticks. 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Dang, Del, don't you get light-headed when you talk that long without inhalin'?  You're gonna pass out in the soup kettle one o' these times.

Slim, when you're measuring that stuff, don't get it on your fingers.  if you do, try to remember to wash your hands before you touch any food or put your fingers in your mouth.  Worse yrt, don't put your fingers in MY mouth.

[gophergrease]

If it is cow pee, you could boil it down till thick. Smear on cuts to keep them from getting infected.

Just not on my cuts

[Delmonico]

Ya know that could be fun, if you think about it, "We are boiling down cow pee to put on cuts, any a you tourists got any cuts."  

Be almost as much fun as scarin' folks on bye-cycles or savin' Czech Mountie-men from being attacked about the head by a skunk.

GG, I think I got us a couple more freebie cow tongues.

Just wait till the GAF muster.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Put cow pee on Cuts? 
He may not like that. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Should I have said owie's, but I didn't CAPITALIZE  cuts so you draggin' his picture in this is only the work of Silver Creek Slim.

<Delmonico who don't want shot by Cuts with a Capital C.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Should I have said owie's, but I didn't CAPITALIZE  cuts so you draggin' his picture in this is only the work of Silver Creek Slim.

<Delmonico who don't want shot by Cuts with a Capital C.>

I'z was just try'n to clarify things. 

[Delmonico]

Well if'n Cuts with a Capital C does shoot ya, just boil down some cow pee to put on it.

<Delmonico knows this is an Old Folk recipe fer preventin' infection in cuts, but prefers Tincure of Iodine him own self.  And if the drug stores quit carrin' it he's gonna buy a big bottle (1 pint) from the Horse Tack dept at work. >

[Silver Creek Slim]

Do ya know if "Cuts with a Capital C" is goin' ta the convention?

Slim

[Delmonico]

I am not sure, I hink not but I could be mistaken.  If he is there I'm gonna tell him you wanted to put boiled down cow pee on him.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I am not sure, I hink not but I could be mistaken.  If he is there I'm gonna tell him you wanted to put boiled down cow pee on him.

I didn't say that.  Reread my post. I was that u's were talkin' about putting it on him. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

You'us the one that Capitalizwd the Cuts, that be him.  cuts with out the upper case is owie's.

To bad Forty Rod ain't gonna be there ta see you get shot, this is his "Too Quiet" thread.   

BTW I got's a suuuprise fer you, but I can't tell, won't tell even if'n you guess it.  Ya got to wait till the 20th.   But all the boiled cow pee ain't gonna save you.

[gophergrease]

Del, you come up with the PEE and a NON CAST IRON pan and well boil it in June. Then we can give it to them folks that like living in the past.

[Delmonico]

I gots some 'neamal wear sauce pans, we could use the one you use fer yer cocoa.   

But we'll have to get Slim ta come down and get the cow pee.   Sides that I don't think anyone down there is that hard core.

[gophergrease]

We could al ways use it fix are trailer trash family.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

We could al ways use it fix are trailer trash family.

Hey now, I'm trailer trash, and I don't want to have anything to do with that stuff, unless I can put it on the fence surrounding my mini-orchard to keep the deer out of the fruit trees!

 

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Annie, Double or single? I've got a double..........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Single, delapidated, old, and a lesson to me about getting things in writing, but it's mine, it's warm and for now, it's home.



AnnieLee

[gophergrease]

Just cuse you live in a moble home dont make you 'trailer trash'. Now if you have your 15 year old girl out getting inpregnated, so you can git more money from welfair. If your other 6 kids havent had a bath in a week and it OK cuse you anit had one for 2 weeks. If you have prosesed ham food product for X-Mas dinner Becuse its cheaper and not cut into your beer-n-smokes money. If the beer-n-smokes come before anything the kids need. These are things that can put you in the Trash group.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Awwwww... dangit. And I was gonna change the name of my jam to "Trailer Trash Treats!"



AnnieLee