Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

We might need more than one sheep stomach, but just put some sheep offal in the stomach, add oatmeal and boil.  Since I am an honorary Czech, it ain't much different than Jandernice (ether-nith-ey) cept ya use pig parts includin' the head and use rye bread stead a da oatmeal.


Soooo Phhhhhhhhhhht ta ya Annie, Forty Rod ull let me cook in his yard, ya just got ta cook what the host wants.  Phhhhhhhht ta yo and yer fryin' pan.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Del's flirtin' with disaster. 
Slim looks around fer any flyin' cast iron.

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Luckily for Del, AnnieLee is currently oogling Katana's on the Cold Steel website and isn't paying attention to him.




AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

Annie, you're gonna put your eye out with that cheese slicer.

[Delmonico]

looks like a tofu slicer ta me.   Annie, can I use yer big knif ta slice cabbage, I want ta make some more Kim Chee.

[Forty Rod]

Sure is quiet around here.

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

[Curley Cole]

Danged ifin I know, must have been somethin we said, (either that or we need to up our bathin to twice a week....)
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[Scattered Thumbs]

Sure is quiet around here.

Yeah! Tooooo quiet. 

[Stoney Pete]

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
Is that loud enough for you?

[Scattered Thumbs]

What!? Whatjasay!? 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Well, I've been behaving because Delmonico has that note from his doc. I know it expires today, but I also know Del's still hurting, so I am being nice.


Woe is me!!!



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

i PM'ed him last night, cause I was worried about him. He hasn't been as prolific lately. No answer.............Buck

[Delmonico]

I'm here, the note expires at 4;10 today, but yes I'm still a little sore, but finnally feelin' better.  Almost needed that note last nigh, rita was bought ready ta use one a my skillets on me.

All cause I had the bloody nose problem again, I hate the dry air in the winter.

51degrees, already might have to get the cyber-lear jet out.  Hey Buck should we take them to the Monowi International Airport, we could got ta the bar fer drinks and loooonch.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Del, Yeah we could, but then it'd lose it's distinction as the smallest municipality in the state. Plus to get into the airport there, you'd need a VTOL type aircraft otherewise you'd miss it......Buck

[Silver Creek Slim]

Danged ifin I know, must have been somethin we said, (either that or we need to up our bathin to twice a week....)
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Not twice a week! 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Well it ain't quiet here, I've got a major mal-function going' on with a sourdough rye bread.  I've got to go up stairs and decide if I can save it, or if I have to disspose of it.   And I am afraid at this point it ain't leavin' the kitchen quietly.  An hour ago it looked and felt like grey silly putty, but it moved on it's own. 

If you don't ever hear from me again call the Hazmat Team and Animal Control, it may take both of them.

[Silver Creek Slim]

The other night I decided ta try your cornbread recipe in the current "Shootist". I forgot to put in the leavening agent.  It didn't turn out the best. I'll have ta try it again and use all the ingredients. 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

How do you fix a malfunction in something what ain't got no movin' parts? 

What can you possibly fix or adjust or replace? 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You know what just popped into my mind? Remember the surprise cake from the Little Rascals? Weeeeep, WoooooooooooooooooooooW, Weeeep, Woooooooooooooooooooooow. That rye dough is probably crawling all over the kitchen sorta like the Blob...........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

If it starts crawling up Delmonico's arm, we may have to amputate it to save him.

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Ok, I'm safe.   Was gonna make rye bread today, started a sponge last night, didn't have any white flour so since I was makein' rye bread I thought I would just use the rye flour and get white today.  Looked in the bowl and it looked like my new starter had problems.  Not enough gluten in the flour, it was like silly putty, but it moved.  It is in the garbage right now, outside.  Biscuits fer supper I guess.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Did you remember to put the lid on the garbage can, then a brick on the lid? It might crawl out in the middle of the night and get you.

[Delmonico]

Na the cold will keep it under control, it got to 61 today, but thats the end of it.  Won't get over 40 tommorow and snow on Sunday, the garbage man comes on Monday.   

If it was warm it might get the garbage man.  GG and I did a 'spearmint one time with bread dough with lots of yeast and 105 in the shade.  Put a piece the size of a golf ball in a empty tomato can.

Oh and the pizza crust that almost ate the town of Naper NE.

[Curley Cole]

The first time I took some of my start campin with my kids,
guess it got a little close in the "ice box" and it 'sploded all over the inside. My kids just thought it was soo funny.

But i scooped it up and next morning we had sourdough cakes by an open fire in Grants Grove. The kids ate 15-20 dollar size cakes each...(and they started by sayin "we don't much line hotcakes..."

When they come to visit now, I make cakes for him and alll 5 of his kids...thats a lot of griddle time.
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[Stoney Pete]

Danged ifin I know, must have been somethin we said, (either that or we need to up our bathin to twice a week....)
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Not twice a week! 

Slim

I bathe every June when the water in the rain barrel is warm enough.  Then I get a shower every time it rains.  Beyond that I just don't see the need.

Stoney (whom people avoid and he can't figure out why) Pete