Sure is quiet around here.

[Curley Cole]

Readin this thread made me laugh, and decide to stop wallowing in misery
So for today I say to hell with it. Grab a sweet lady give her a spin around and
....cough, wheeze, cough wheeze, hmmmm what was I gonna do with her next....

anywayz, it is a heck of a lot better than bein' in a hole in the ground, besides I gotta show off my new old gun to.......hmmmmmm whats his name...

curley (and ya all can guess how I got that alias.!)

[Forty Rod]

Pace yourself, Curly.  Pace yourself.

You can grab the girl or you can whirl.

Don't try both at the same time, son.  It'll cripple you for certain.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You can say that again, Forty! Top, I agree, that shell slide keeps gettin' lost and I don't particularly like shell belts. but, it does beat the alternative....................Buck

[Delmonico]

I be feelin' old this week, I fell at work Monday (tripped on a frock coat I was carryin')  bunch a folks saw it, got up said I was fine brushed me and the coat off and said, "here ship it."  Went home, ate supper laid dow to read, almost could not get out of bed, pulled a muscle in my chest.  Got a bruise on my left hip 'bought the size and shape of a 58 remmy cylinder, got a bruise lower down 'bout the size and shape of a Swiss Army knife and one one my left foot 'bought the size and shape as a spur strap buckle.

Glad I didn't have to go to ER, try 'splainin' that to OSHA, that's why I "ALWAYS" take off my spurs and gun afore climbin' a ladder.   I can just see the poop hit the fan if the paper work got to DC.  It says, "The accident was caused by the employeee of the clothing store getting his spurs in the rung of the ladder and the injury was made worse because he fell on the large revolver he was wearing on his left hip."

[Curley Cole]

But at least you looked good goin down...
Hope yer on the mend...
curley

[Delmonico]

OOOOOHHHHHH, almost fergot, there was a post on the Western Forum and one of TFS about movie cowboys retainin' their hats in fights and such!  Weeeelllllllllll I want you to know when I got my wind back and got up, my custom made 100% beaver hat by Rand, was still on my head.  So maybe them movie cowboys had fitted hats, not plain ol' off the rack ones.

[Forty Rod]

Dammit, Del, be careful.

If we wanted you all busted up, we'd do it ourselves.

Gte better quick.  Somebody's had to take your place on nighthawk.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Boy, now you mention it! You gotta be more careful, we ain't got tooo many cooosies left. ladders and spurs don't mix real well. Heck, me and spurs don't mix well, that's why I don't wear'em...............Buck

[Delmonico]

Wroooong Forty Rod, the cosie and the trail boss is imune from night guard.  

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Besides, he didn't fall off a ladder, he TRIPPED over a frock coat. I was all sympathetic when he was hurting so bad, but now that Del has made it public, (and has healed up) I can point and laugh.

< Points and laughs >

AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

Well, he didn't hit his head.

I was hoping to fool him into takin a turn at nighthawkin'.

[Delmonico]

Oh but I'm still a little sore, but I feel more like laughin' than when I called ya the other night.  I did not want to go down the stairs to tha compoooter.   should have went to the ER, but I hate to go to those places unless I have to.  Sometimes ER Docs and I don't see eye to eye.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

We're just glad you are ok, Del. In your honor, I bought a roll of duct tape, yesterday.



AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

I be feelin' old this week, I fell at work Monday (tripped on a frock coat I was carryin')  bunch a folks saw it, got up said I was fine brushed me and the coat off and said, "here ship it."  Went home, ate supper laid dow to read, almost could not get out of bed, pulled a muscle in my chest.  Got a bruise on my left hip 'bought the size and shape of a 58 remmy cylinder, got a bruise lower down 'bout the size and shape of a Swiss Army knife and one one my left foot 'bought the size and shape as a spur strap buckle.

Glad I didn't have to go to ER, try 'splainin' that to OSHA, that's why I "ALWAYS" take off my spurs and gun afore climbin' a ladder.   I can just see the poop hit the fan if the paper work got to DC.  It says, "The accident was caused by the employeee of the clothing store getting his spurs in the rung of the ladder and the injury was made worse because he fell on the large revolver he was wearing on his left hip."

Or ... "The accident was caused by the employeee of the clothing store getting his spurs in the rung of the ladder and the injury was made worse because the large revolver he was wearing on his left hip came out of the holster and hit him on the head." 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Sure is quiet around here.

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

[Scattered Thumbs]

Sure is quiet around here.

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

Present!

You do like to live dangerously dontcha?   

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Present!

How's the lawn, Forty?



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

I see ya changed yer signiture Annie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I salted down the runway, might be clear enough to take the Cyber-Lear out soon.    Can ya send cordy-gnats to Forty Rods house.  If I can find a near by run way on the satter-lite photo we could stop at the Ruby Newbrasskey International Airport and pick up a load of wood.  Forty would not mind if me and Gopher Grease cooked in his yard would he?

<Whisper on: Don't let him look at the picture in "Who are They.">

[Forty Rod]

That's more like it.

Having the lawn paved over and painted green. 

Got a guy coming to install a high pressure hose system so's I can wash the "trash" off when i need to. 

Blue has two new playmates, Rogue and Terror, a pair of cross breed pit bull/Bengal tiger watch dogs.

Rigged the fence with 10,000 volts of electricity.

Looking for a source for claymores.

Planted Pyracantha, Bougainvillia, and Ocotillo all around the place.

Have new trees coming to plant so they arch over the yard and cover almost all of the airspace.

Ordered five hundred tarantulas from South America.

The moat is almost finished, and the 'gators are being delivered Friday.

I called the cops and gave them pictures of all of you.

Tore up my Christmas card list.

Laid in a supply of freeze-dreid coffee and stale cookies for 'guests'.

[Delmonico]

Annie we gonna need a jack-hammer to make the hole fer the fire.   Can you run a jack-hammer, I can't no more, makes my fingers numb.   Bring chain saw, machete, grubbin' hoe, milk bones/meow mix, linemans gloves, tannin' kit fer reptile hides. 

Oh grab a Baily Bridge and crew, I'll squash dem spiders with a 13D.   I'll grap the cast irun grinder and some fresh roasted beans.  Oh and grap the cookstove GG will make fresh cookies. 

One more thing, he said sumthin' about Claymores, grab a sheep stomach and some oat meal, there gonna be Scotsmen there.

 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I like this Claymore. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Hold on now, Del, don't be in too much of a rush. Forty paved it over and painted it green. Break out the pool cues, Forty just made us a great big billiards table!

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Oh, no, not Haggis..............EEWWWWW .................Buck

[Forty Rod]

I like that kind, too, Slim, an' alla me bonnie kith an' kin are comin' for a grand ould time.  Havin' to leave their claymores behind because of the airline difficulties has  scoured them greatly, an' they be pinin' for a wee battle.

I'm thinkin' that, mayhap, two-score braw an' mighty clansmen could convince you to GET OFF THE LAWN!!!

And take your boby parts w' ye.  We'll hose off the blood oursel's.

BTW Del, can you make haggis for the clan entire?  If so, we'll see fit to let you on the lawn.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

If it was featured in a Highlander movie, does it count as Scottish? Because I don't want a Claymore, I want this: