I think this calls for a speech!
Ladies and gentlemen...as your duly elected council member it is my duty to present to you the wonders of drink! It has been said by those in the know that a man who drinks...gets drunk and a man who gets drunk...passes out...and a man who passes out does not sin...and a man who does not sin...goes to Heaven. So...I have determined, through long and diligent study...that if you want to go the Heaven.....by all means drink!
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