Completely Cracked Christmas Carols

[Hemlock Mike]

Kid -- You Got it !!

As I recall ,  My dad knew Walt Kelly -  I got a bunch of books ---

V2:
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou ?
Trolly Molly don't love Harrold,
Boola Boola Pensacoola hullabaloo !   

 

Mike

[Book Miser]

My dad knew Walt Kelly

I'm jealous!

[Curley Cole]

B-Miser,
Actually it is pretty easy to do digital from yer records. take a cable from one of your Aux jacks in the back of stereo/turntable etc. (or speaker if no aux) then go to Radio Shack and get an adapter to convert 2 connections to a single STEREO mini plug. Hook to input in your sound card Use one of your sound recorders on computer to record. (Creatitive has a good one.) If you have Nero for burning cd's it has a wave editor that will split the tracks.(if you don't have Nero, I have a shareware that does a good job. When you burn it to cd, esp. with Nero it will automatically convert to either mp3 or cd for you.
I actually bought a cheap amplifier and set it up with my turntable next to my computer to convert all my albums to cd....so far I have done 5-6....but it is easy, really...
cc

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[Book Miser]

Ha.

I kinda thought that was the way it worked, but these Chinglish instructions you get with 'puters are so bad that I couldn't tell.

That might just save one of the notebooks that I'm retiring from the dumpster. Got an external CD burner that'll work with it, and an extry turntable--one that even plays 78s! There's probably a stereo preamp kicking around here somewhere.

At my mom's are hours upon hours of stuff we taped in the 1950s. Quite a few reels of a community band where daddy and I played, that's still in existence. And I'd bet I've got the audio to the entire Spin and Marty series. We got a tape recorder in 1955, and we were just crazy for recording everything: family conversation at dinner, Lawrence Welk shows, ANY music that we made ourselves (and that was plenty).

[Book Miser]

playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show
The Dr. Demento Show #04-49 - December 5, 2004
Special Topic: Christmas part 1/3
I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas - Robert Lund
I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Jingle Bells/Feliz Navidad (background only) - Laffy (Kitty Stallings)
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
The Smell Of Christmas - John Saylor

Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges
Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Jungle Bells (background only) - Brent Lewis
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Christmas Cut-Up (2004) - Whimsical Will

Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I Want An Alien For Christmas - Fountains Of Wayne
Boob Job For Christmas - Virginia Kegel

Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
Hunting Time - Rodney The Reindeer
Rudolph's On Steroids - Drew Jacobs & Swingbatter
The Chipmunk Song - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
Wrappin' The Bear - Try 5 f/ Mike & Bud
Jungle Bells (background only) - Diane Gladden

Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers
Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck - Da Yoopers
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer (background only) - The Christmas Chicks & The Fowlharmonic Symphony

Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela
A Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Chanukah/Ramadan/Boxing Day Song - Christine Lavin & The Mistletones
A Non-Denominational Christmas - The American Comedy Network
Christmas In Hogwart's (album version) - the great Luke Ski
Satan Claus - Something Fierce
Santa Eats Little Kids - Dan Hart

#5 Gift Horse - Brad Montague
#4 Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak

#3 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers

#1 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Christmas part 2/3; Hanukkah

[Book Miser]

Australian Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush
in a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
singing Christmas songs
Its summer time and I am in
my singlet shorts and thongs
 
Oh! Jingle Bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day
Hey Jingle bells jingle bells Christmas time is beaut
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute
 
Engines getting hot
we dodge the kangaroos
the swaggie climbs aboard
he is welcome too
all the family's there
sitting by the pool
Christmas day the Aussie way, by the barbecue
 
Oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day
Hey jingle bells jingle bells Christmas time is beaut
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute
 
Come the afternoon, grandpa has a doze
the kids and uncle bruce
are swimming in their clothes
the time comes round to go
we take the family snap
pack the car and all shoot through
before the washing up
 
Oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Christmas time in Australia on a scorching summers day
Hey jingle bells jingle bells Christmas time is beaut
oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty holden ute