Didn't Know

[Delmonico]

The guy on the radio just said this is "National Bake Homemade Bread Day" I thought I was bakin' it today cause I took the last loaf out of the freezer yesterday.  Silly me I guess.

Who thinks up such stoopidity, they said October was "National Fire Prevention Month" a while back, does that mean I can be stoopid and burn down the house any month but October?  A special day should have a meanin' ta honor someone or somethin' like Vetran's Day or Independance Day, not as a reminder ta not be stoopid.  Rant mode off.

[Tensleep]

And now back to our regular scheduled program.

 

[Silver Creek Slim]

November is Peanut Butter Lover's Month. 

Slim(whats verks fer a foodservice company)

[Advertising]

[Silver Creek Slim]

October is National Dessert Month, National Pasta Month, National Pizza Month,  National Popcorn Poppin' Month,  National Fork Month   ,  National Seafood Month,  and Vegetarian Awareness Month.

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Here's a great site! 
http://www.kidscastle.si.edu/newsletters/calendar/calendar_november_food.html

Slim

[Delmonico]

I don't need a whole month ta beware of Veegitarians, they make themselves much known with out a special month.   They love to tell ya that they are one, with out ya even askin', I just tell them I is a carnyvoor.  Have decided one thin' though, if I was in trouble and had ta turn ta cannibalism, I would search out a veegitarian ta eat, cause the animules we most often eat fer food are veegitarians or in the case of pigs, fed a veegitarian diet.   I bet veegitarians would taste better'n us carnyvoors.

Peanut butter is in dispute as to who really invented it, but was on the market by the late 1890's and was considered food fer invalids, but it makes a good quick meal, better'n anythin' ya get from a speaker with homemade bread.

Sadly some folks only bake bread once a year on National Homemade Bread Day and have ta eat that stuff from a plastic bag.

Now I want to know who invented that stoopid sayin', "Greatest thing since sliced bread."  Veery stooopid sayin'.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ya know, people can't be bothered to slice their own bread. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

That would cut inta their time at the Gym showin' people they exercise.  Never seen the sense of payin' folks ta let ya work, could always fintd plenty at home.  Ya should see my nifty stair cilimer, 2 stories of real stairs that lead somewhere.

[Silver Creek Slim]

That would cut inta their time at the Gym showin' people they exercise.  Never seen the sense of payin' folks ta let ya work, could always fintd plenty at home.  Ya should see my nifty stair cilimer, 2 stories of real stairs that lead somewhere.

It's called "durin' laundry". 

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I vote for November 17th to be "Delmonico is cute when he is ranting" Day.

 


AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

I will abstain from that vote. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

I thank you Annie, it's the coffee that does it.  And since there is no reason anyone who wants can't declare a stooopid almost, sort of holiday, I declare one tommorow.

Who ever is in charge of keepin' track of such things please note:  "From hench forth, I declare November 18 from now, tommorow to the end of time, <National Toilet Paper Day>. "  I declare that when any ne and I mean everyone to use toilet paper tommorow after they poop.   I is the start of a war on brown crusty build up. (Color may vary dependin' on diet.)  Not only should you use toilet paper tommorow, you should call all yer friends and family and ask them to do the same.  Corn husks, corn cobs, Sears catalogs and assorted leaves may be substituted for those who desire to.  (Be sure to consult a book on local plants before usin' leaves.)

I thank you all and I must go and see if my bread done bakin', the smell is startin' ta drift down the stairs.

[Silver Creek Slim]

*shakes head*  How can he figger so many ways to put that word in the conversation? 

Slim

[J.D. Stawker]

But what was the best thing before sliced bread?  Nov 18 is already taken. It is my B'day and I don't want my B'day associated with poop.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

*shakes head*  How can he figger so many ways to put that word in the conversation? 

Slim

You've got to hand it to him, Slim. Who else but Del would create a day of recognition just so he could discuss poop in a post?



AnnieLee

[Wymore Wrangler]

I vote for November 17th to be "Delmonico is cute when he is ranting" Day.

 


AnnieLee

Delmonico cute?  I guess in a puppy sort of way....

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Wow, JD, you share a birthday with Manatee? Then no way can tomorrow be toilet paper day, poop or no poop!


AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

But what was the best thing before sliced bread?  Nov 18 is already taken. It is my B'day and I don't want my B'day associated with poop.

ROTFBAG 

Slim

[Delmonico]

To late I declared it already.     I was upset when I found out Homade bread day was one I was makin' bread, don't want to be a follower.   Oh, it was a false alarm the bread wern't done.   But the butter to spread it top is melted.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

But what was the best thing before sliced bread?  Nov 18 is already taken. It is my B'day and I don't want my B'day associated with poop.

ROTFBAG 

Slim

I know the ROTF, but what does the BAG mean?

AnnieLee