I thank you Annie, it's the coffee that does it. And since there is no reason anyone who wants can't declare a stooopid almost, sort of holiday, I declare one tommorow.
Who ever is in charge of keepin' track of such things please note: "From hench forth, I declare November 18 from now, tommorow to the end of time, <National Toilet Paper Day>. " I declare that when any ne and I mean everyone to use toilet paper tommorow after they poop. I is the start of a war on brown crusty build up. (Color may vary dependin' on diet.) Not only should you use toilet paper tommorow, you should call all yer friends and family and ask them to do the same. Corn husks, corn cobs, Sears catalogs and assorted leaves may be substituted for those who desire to. (Be sure to consult a book on local plants before usin' leaves.)
I thank you all and I must go and see if my bread done bakin', the smell is startin' ta drift down the stairs.