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Offline Free Hand

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What do you get if...
« on: November 28, 2006, 12:13:08 PM »
What do you get if you cross a hoss with a sidewinder?







Durned if I know either, but at least if it bites ya, ya can ride it to the doc.     FH







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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 03:23:34 PM »
A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 03:39:47 PM »
A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..


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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 06:23:24 PM »
If ya cross a turkey with a centapeid you get a critter with enough drumsticks fer everybody.
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2006, 06:59:35 PM »
Can I cross a turkey with Dolly Parton and finally get one that's all breast?
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 03:02:21 PM »
could be, 'cept mizz Dolly aint no turky, no siree. If however you crossed a road with a chicken you'd be sure get ta th'other side
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 12:51:59 PM »
Quote
A mean crow-hopping SOB that would be a bear to ride and would bite you as soon as stomp you..

I used to know a couple of them, one was a woman.  :o :o :o ;D
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2006, 04:48:51 AM »
If you cross an abalone with a crocidile will you get a abidial or a crocabalone?


Q   What do you get if you cross a parott with a homing pegion? ???
A   voice mail !! 

Speaking of birds; did you hear about the guy at the beach who was  feeding LSD to the birds? He wanted to leave no turn unstoned.   
oh well ...                                           
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2006, 02:55:21 AM »
What is the results of a cross between a elephant and a rhino?




Elifino :D :D :D
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 10:03:42 AM »
What do you get if you cross Steel Horse Bailey with Delmonico?  A pleasent cook!!                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry Glen
Not a pimp, not a pistol fighter,not a coca-cola soak,just an old man trying desperatly to get older.

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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2006, 11:17:36 AM »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o ::) ;D 8)
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2006, 06:04:53 PM »
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2006, 06:30:58 PM »
My revenge will come Sunday. ;D
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2006, 09:02:34 AM »
I am waiting with baited breath. BTW I wonder where that saying originated? The mental image that this conjures up is not exactly the most plesent one imaginable. If however ya can serve it up, by gum I'll eat it. I've never tried yer grub, but I hear it's the best thing goin' since sombody thunk up fire. BTW I really like the sharpest cheder available any thoughts kind sir?
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2006, 03:57:35 PM »
Bated breath:
"Bated here is a contraction of abated through loss of the unstressed first vowel (a process called aphesis); it has the meaning “reduced, lessened, lowered in force”. So bated breath refers to a state in which you almost stop breathing through terror, awe, extreme anticipation, or anxiety."

Doesn't have anything to do with fishin'worms or chicken livers.

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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2006, 04:04:46 PM »
Very Sharp Cheddar is the best cheese in the word. ;D
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2006, 06:26:29 PM »
Very Sharp Cheddar is the best cheese in the word. ;D


that and a few saltine crackers,  what more could ya ask for.
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2006, 10:38:12 PM »
A tip of my hat to you, Nozzle rag, I may not be the best example, but I am an example that yiou can teach an old dog new tricks. In spite of the obstensive nature of CAS City there is apparently no end to the things one may learn. As for aphesis, would that how "a napron", (hence the term napery for a kitchen linnen clostet) became "an apron", or was that by another proccess altogeather?

Tracker, how 'bout some fresh sourdough bread, a couple of tart apples and "a nice chianti"?
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2006, 10:40:37 PM »
A cup of nice light roasted Kenya coffee would do fine. ;D  How 'bout one of my sourdough chocolate orange dump cakes? ;D  Some nice quail breasts on wild rice and chives would do also.    ;)  How 'bout some imported Swiss made dark chcolate like Robert DuVaul bought in Open Range?  A nice cup of Earl Gey with a spot of honey. ;D  Do you want more? :D
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Re: What do you get if...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2006, 10:51:45 PM »
Re: Kenya coffee; have you ever had the chance to taste a bit of heaven called Kenyan Gold? it is the same basic premise as Khalua but with Kenyan coffee and who knows what else. I had a bit when a friend of mine came back from that country on a photo safari. IMHO it is quite a bit better than the others of that sort that I've tasted. 
"If you can't be part of the solution, at least don't be part of the problem"
"America is too great for small ideas"
"Trust in The Lord, but keep yer powder dry"
"America bless God"
 "There ain't no sucha thing as a free lunch!"

 

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