Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[Delmonico]

and that they bought them from litl rooster.  The crowd gets uglier as Phyliss Diller and Richard Boone show up.  It will get even worse cause Jannet Reno is on the way.

[Ozark Tracker]

Whoa,   that's down right rusty nail ugly 

[litl rooster]

Phyliss is a handsome women      Unlike the other 2 guys

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

 

 

 

[Delmonico]

The sheep herder showed up, now it is really ugly.

However the crowd turns on the sheep herder an litl rooster escapes.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster makes a run for the border.  but stops at a taco stand just over in Caliy forny

[Trinity]

Now the only running going on is in his britches.

[Trinity]

I know.

Don'tcha mean:



 

[litl rooster]

Outside of Roswell NM litl' rooster and his rtrusty horse Pea Eye give another speech prepared by his speech writer.

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an

unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep

and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a

well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S.

Air Force and the federal government.

 

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly

nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary

Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy

Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were

born.

 

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

 

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

 

 

[Ozark Tracker]

everybody in the crowd starts looking over there shoulder and sayin they knowed they was something wrong with them folks litl rooster mentioned.       just could'nt quite put their finger on it till now.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Outside of Roswell NM litl' rooster and his rtrusty horse Pea Eye give another speech prepared by his speech writer.

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an

unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep

and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a

well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S.

Air Force and the federal government.

 

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly

nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary

Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy

Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were

born.

 

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

 

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

 

 

 

Yeh, failed to mention the gene splice with the Blue Tail Fly, there LR.  Also the Alians dropped the test tube in the Bull Sh%%^t.

Ah only uses purebred sheep.  No gay or Alian, or BS sheep for Me.

 

 

[Ozark Tracker]

so that's where they get that BS lline
huh.

[Trinity]

"Ah always deeud thank they was trayin' ta pull tha wool over us's ahs!"

[litl rooster]

   Got 'em nervous now   bio fuels will keep em' honest

Courtesy of AP wire service


If that happens, Flynn said the next important psychological barrier could be $45 per-barrel oil prices.

U.S. crude oil stocks rose by 6.8 million barrels to 321.5 million, according to a report by the Energy Information Administration. Analysts had been expecting an increase of just 325,000 barrels, according to a Dow Jones Newswires survey. The EIA said inventories are above the upper end of the average range for this time of year.

Gasoline inventories, meanwhile, rose by 3.5 million barrels to 216.8 million, above analysts’ expectations of a 2.6 million barrel rise. Distillate fuel inventories, which include heating oil, rose by 900,000 barrels to 141.9 million barrels, compared with analysts’ expectations of a 1.3 million barrel rise.

March Brent crude on London’s ICE futures exchange fell $1.07 to $51.71.

Heating oil lost 3 cents to $1.4695 a gallon while natural gas futures rose 10 cents to $6.334 per 1,000 cubic feet.

Gasoline prices fell 2.69 cents to $1.3517 a gallon.

Earlier in the day, prices were buffeted by the effect of a cold snap in the U.S. Northeast and forecasts of bearish demand growth from the International Energy Agency.

In lowering expectations for this year as well revising last year’s figures downward, the Paris-based IEA cited mild winter weather that has crimped energy demand and weaker expectations for U.S. economic growth.

In its closely watched monthly oil market report, the energy watchdog forecast global oil demand growth this year of 85.77 million barrels a day, down 160,000 barrels a day. And it said oil demand growth last year was 120,000 barrels a day lower.

Oil powerhouse Saudi Arabia remans undeterred by crude’s recent drop.

Saudi oil minister Ali Naimi, who earlier this week said he opposed calls from other OPEC members for new cuts in production, announced Thursday his country planned to increase its crude oil production capacity nearly 40 percent by 2009 and double its refining size over the next five years to keep pace with growing global demand.

Naimi blamed the sharp rise in global crude prices over the past two years mostly on “insufficient investment and rising energy demand,” especially from the booming economies of Asia.

“The rise has been a wake-up call for the industry and for producers and consumers alike, who are now beginning to address deliverability problem head on,” he said at an international energy conference in New Delhi.

[Ozark Tracker]

sign seen near litl rooster head quarters.  Hillary wants to know who's responsible

[Lucky Irish Tom]

litl rooster tells Hillary he seen some feller named Obama or somethin like that doin it!

[litl rooster]

 


 Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one

evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

>

> Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the

owners what had happened. She stayed in the

> car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver

staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

>

> He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a

> rare,

huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

>

> "What happened to you?" asked Hillary.

>

> "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife

> gave

me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!"

>

> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

>

> The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm

> Hillary

Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

[Trinity]

Now that's funny, but no way to talk about yer runnin' partner.

[litl rooster]

Now that's funny, but no way to talk about yer runnin' partner.

Well the driver hasn't responded to my proposal

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Late breaking news from CNN, "litl rooster, candedate fer President in 08 seeks the alternate lifestyle vote by proposing to Hillary Clinton's driver, details to follow."  Mr rooster was unavailable for comment.  We have a crew on the way to his ranch.  Reports indicate that his horse, Pea Eye, is devastated by the news.

[litl rooster]

Well, I see Wolf Blitzer has put his spin on it....................

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has more stickers printed,

Gay Limo Drivers For litl rooster

[Trinity]

Pea Eye is concidering changing his vote in light of current events.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster goes out to the hitching post and has a long talk with Pea Eye,  finally Pea Eye lets him get on and off they head toward the nearest CNN afflilate

[litl rooster]

  Once there he finds the sign reserved for Wolf Blitzer and shows the sign to Pea Eye.  The horse leaves his calling card.  Then strolls thru the Parking Lot looking for others