Author Topic: Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain  (Read 731958 times)

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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2006, 08:59:23 AM »
Delmonico makes up some bumper stickers also.


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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2006, 11:42:49 AM »
litl Rooster gets a reaction quicker than expected when the EPA pulls up out in front of the Cave followed by the CNN and Fox News vans.  Seems litl Roosters stickers have a toxic chemical in the glue.
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2006, 05:53:05 PM »
The news crews huff all the glue disposing of all the evidence and EPA can no longer stay.




   Which brings me to National Health Care................Where the Hell is the National Health Care the other canny date promised 10 years ago?   Voters it's time we finish the "Bridge" they promised and work on a Health Care Plan for everyone......................Vote for Litl' Rooster for President
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Re: Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2006, 06:14:36 PM »
sending note to Trinity:  Trinity as my speech and press release man yer not suppose to show what the opposition shows with me.   Find the ones of me at the animal shelter taking food to homeless cat's.  That'll surely attract the wimmen voters.



Note:   In my college days I did some things I am not proud of including "inhaling".  The above picture is obviously a fake.  I attended the University of No Dakota, not Rhoades or Yale.

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litl rooster:

How's theeus fer a haidlahn option:  litl rooster, through his love of cats, helps to creat new species:  Mitten, the man-kitten. 

Please advise,
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2006, 06:21:51 PM »
Delmonico as Cam-pain Manager hires Slim to set up a come-pewter operated auto-matic dialin' systems to make anoyin' cheerful cam-pain calls. ;D
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2006, 06:25:28 PM »
Trinity ?que?<<<<< Showing litl' rooster's difersity to Latina American voters.


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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2006, 06:27:14 PM »
sorry, was interuppted by some jerk on the phone running for President.......any of ya ever hear of a McCain?
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2006, 06:41:37 PM »
Fixed it. 
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2006, 06:58:06 PM »
Delmonico as Cam-pain Manager hires Slim to set up a come-pewter operated auto-matic dialin' systems to make anoyin' cheerful cam-pain calls. ;D


Slim's going to have tweek it some I have got 3 phone calls from myself in the past 1/2 an hour.   The message is clear and I will be voting forLitl' Rooster for President
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2006, 07:06:58 PM »
Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2006, 04:18:49 AM »
Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.



Good they's always interruptin' me trying to seel somethin...................
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2006, 08:00:28 AM »
Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2006, 09:09:13 AM »
Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

No that's part of the plan, when they call to sell sumthin' or you call with computor troubles they say:

Vote For litl rooster
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2006, 09:46:52 AM »
Slim receives a box from the litl brown truck. He opens it, pulls out a bumper sticker, and reads it out load.
"A chicken in every pot. Vote for Litl Rooster."  :o
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2006, 11:06:25 AM »
across cattle country, new bumper stickers start appearing on all the horse trailers, 

Vote fer litl rooster a jinglebob fer every spur
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2006, 11:19:07 AM »
Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.



 The bill has been taken care of with one more call,> plus $4.99< I promised them Intern Jobs at the White House
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2006, 05:23:34 PM »
   Seeing the Cam-Pain funds is low Litl' Rooster packs saddle bags with bumber stickers and flyers and makes plans to ride out to all the coners of the land to do his Politicin' ;D
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2006, 05:31:19 PM »
litl rooster, has Trinty lease a pullman car and box car fer Pea-Eye so he can travel around the country a little faster,  he get off a couple miles outa town and ride in to campaign
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2006, 09:26:26 PM »
Unfortunately, Trinity misunderstood and arrives with a train pull toy inside a box.
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Re: The litl rooster Cam-pain
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2006, 09:31:18 PM »
litl rooster's ben a factor  supolies Trinity with more money so's he can get the right equipment.

the ben a factor wants litl rooster to win. :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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