Leo for Prez, formally The litl rooster Cam-pain

[litl rooster]

Trinity ?que?<<<<< Showing litl' rooster's difersity to Latina American voters.


Just a X

[litl rooster]

sorry, was interuppted by some jerk on the phone running for President.......any of ya ever hear of a McCain?

[Trinity]

Fixed it. 

[litl rooster]

Delmonico as Cam-pain Manager hires Slim to set up a come-pewter operated auto-matic dialin' systems to make anoyin' cheerful cam-pain calls.

Slim's going to have tweek it some I have got 3 phone calls from myself in the past 1/2 an hour.   The message is clear and I will be voting forLitl' Rooster for President

[Ozark Tracker]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

[litl rooster]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

Good they's always interruptin' me trying to seel somethin...................

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.

[Delmonico]

Slims computer system has one small glithch,  people in India start getting calls from litl rooster for president phone line.

No that's part of the plan, when they call to sell sumthin' or you call with computor troubles they say:

Vote For litl rooster

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim receives a box from the litl brown truck. He opens it, pulls out a bumper sticker, and reads it out load.
"A chicken in every pot. Vote for Litl Rooster." 

[Ozark Tracker]

across cattle country, new bumper stickers start appearing on all the horse trailers, 

Vote fer litl rooster a jinglebob fer every spur

[litl rooster]

Unfortunately Trinity mixes up his phone protocols and has the Litl Rooster Campaign calls dialing 1 - 900 numbers, by the end of the week Litl Rooster gets a bill for $1,000,000.00 sent to hiz cam-pain headquarters.

 The bill has been taken care of with one more call,> plus $4.99< I promised them Intern Jobs at the White House

[litl rooster]

   Seeing the Cam-Pain funds is low Litl' Rooster packs saddle bags with bumber stickers and flyers and makes plans to ride out to all the coners of the land to do his Politicin'

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster, has Trinty lease a pullman car and box car fer Pea-Eye so he can travel around the country a little faster,  he get off a couple miles outa town and ride in to campaign

[Trinity]

Unfortunately, Trinity misunderstood and arrives with a train pull toy inside a box.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster's ben a factor  supolies Trinity with more money so's he can get the right equipment.

the ben a factor wants litl rooster to win.

[Delmonico]

To get more 'sposure, Delmonico aranges fer litl rooster to go on Saturday Night Live.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico also makes arragements fer litl roosters brother to get his own brand of beer.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico also makes arragements fer litl roosters brother to get his own brand of beer.

OH litl bro will be happy  BTW, litl brother's name is Billy


You think SNL will let me sit in with the band?

[Ozark Tracker]

now do ya want to sit with  A band or

THE Band

   Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train
   'Til Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
   In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
   By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it's a time I remember oh so well

   The night they drove Old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove Old Dixie down and the people were singin', they went   
   La-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la-la

   Back with my wife in Tennessee, when one day she called to me
   "Virgil, quick, come see, there goes Robert E. Lee!"
   Now I don't mind choppin' wood, and I don't care if the money's no good
   Ya take what ya need and ya leave the rest
   But they should never have taken the very best

   The night they drove old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

   Like my father before me, I will work the land
   And like my brother before me, who took a rebel stand

   He was just eighteen, proud and brave 
   But a Yankee laid him in his grave
   I swear by the mud below my feet
   You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat

   The night they drove old Dixie oown and the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

   The night they drove old Dixie down and all the bells were ringing
   The night they drove old Dixie down and the people were singin', they went   
   Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

[Delmonico]

I think Richmond fell before May 10th.

[litl rooster]

Heck, before you get Historically correct, Robbie, and the boys got the BAND back together again?

[Ozark Tracker]

we need ta get in touch with em and have em make ya a campaign song.

[litl rooster]

  Trinity, in my next speech could you add in there, "Jelly in every donut?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has Bumper Stickers printed up.

litl rooster Puts Jelly In Every Hole

[Ozark Tracker]

Trintiy sees the stickers and goes home and trys it,