Sir Charles, If I let one rip in my daughters kitchen, she would throw me out on my ear (or rear). About the problem of throwing rocks, when you let rip, they make products that will help you with the cleanup, a doctor could also be of help as I and most of the other fellows would find this problem embarrassing .
. This leads to another question, would Depends be CAS legal? The bulkiness might be helpful in keeping the gun belt in place.
Keep your powder dry (and your shorts).