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GENERAL TOPICS => Tall Tales => Topic started by: Delmonico on June 01, 2006, 07:18:39 PM
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Now we have a thread where we can skin cats. ;D
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You are a very, very, very brave man. I have seen how that girl can shoot!!!! :o :o :o
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UT OH! :o
Del is gonna be skinned!
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Naw, she's 1500 miles away from me. Now you fellas would be in real danger. ;D
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Wow, she's reading it and her name is redder than usual. ;D
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Del, oh Del...Do you know what I did for a living the first 14 years after I gradiated from highschool? I was a hairstylist ie barber.
Just lemme catch up with you and I'm gonna knock you out with a horseshoe and then I'm gonna pull every hair on your head out....one by one with tweezers. :D
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Wow, she's reading it and her name is redder than usual. ;D
Throws a horseshoe at Del and misses by a HAIR!!
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It's All Arcey's Fault
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It's All Arcey's Fault
Wait a minute...I thought it was always Slims fault???
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Now we have a thread where we can skin cats. ;D
I don't know you..... <---distancing myself from Del
She's only a state away. She can be here in about 6hrs.
Del who???? I dunno him. ::) :o
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I don't know you..... <---distancing myself from Del
She's only a state away. She can be here in about 6hrs.
Del who???? I dunno him. ::) :o
Hey we gotta smart one here! :P :D
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Hey we gotta smart one here! :P :D
Smart as in intelligent or smart as in smarta$$ ??? ;D ;D
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Smart as in intelligent or smart as in smarta$$ ??? ;D ;D
You is a smart man. Here I'll buy ya a drink. ;D
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No, Acrey is to blame on this, he's the one that brought up skinnin' cats.
By the way I have a Buck 311 Trapper in my pocket
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Well, least I was smart enogh to post this just before I left on a 3 day weekend. ;D
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Well, least I was smart enogh to post this just before I left on a 3 day weekend. ;D
I don't mind flying. :o
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Del. better be careful about pulling that Buck Trapper, she's done brought her guns to your knife fight.
and she may be a super action hero, she done said she can fly.
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If I ain't drunk why am I seein' stuff like this?
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Well Del, I don't know ya except from yur post but I do know Camille. Now she may look all sweet and inocent ;) but I shur wouldn't want ta git on her bad side. I bet she could make the wicked witch of the west(hey maybe that's how she flys) :-\ look like the tooth fairy when she's mad. ;D And yep, I seen that girl shoot too. :o Wups me everytime. :-[
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Del blames it on me..................
I ain't got no cat peelin' machine.
Reckon e'erbody'll be here when he gets back. Still got some rock salt ta give 'im.
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Del........I think you better learn to swim....Yer over yer head now ;D ;D ;D
MM stick around this might be fun to watch
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I'll be around Rooster, got ta watch Cuzin Arcey's back. I'z no'd him long as I no'd mah own name and I ain't never seen him hurt no four legged critters. Maybe a couple of two legged varmints but not no 4 legged critters.
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I'll be around Rooster, got ta watch Cuzin Arcey's back. I'z no'd him long as I no'd mah own name and I ain't never seen him hurt no four legged critters. Maybe a couple of two legged varmints but not no 4 legged critters.
He's hell on turkey haids. :D
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I DIDN'T DO THEM DAMNED TURKEY HEADS!!!!!!!
I wuz set up.... Framed... Lied 'bout...
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So ya' keep sayin'
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Not guilty. Wuz back it the ranch relaxin'
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It's True Miz Camille, Arcey was passed out under tha Still (always capitalize Still) Dreamin thet he was at tha ranch.
B'sides I thought it was CJ thet put tha turkey haids in yer holsters
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Major! You can't blame that on CJ, she weren't around. Only reason you're trying to blame her now is 'cause she ain't comin' around much.
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CJ was at Gold Canyon that night, Doan Ya remember tha "Cat" fight Y'all had, Stump, Tom, Sleep an I were Hidin...uh...protectin tha likker behind tha bar, You an CJ were tearin tha place apart.
I guess with all tha brown likker Ya drank thet night it's no wonder thet Ya doan remember
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Wait a minute...I thought it was always Slims fault???
Don't bring me inta this. ::)
Slim
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Not guilty. Wuz back it the ranch relaxin'
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Hey! What's on the floor? :o Arcey! ;D
Slim
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Whut floor?
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Dang Arcey, Thet's tha strangest dust bunny I ever did see, Ya might wanta sweep up more often...(Whisper mode on) Hey Arcey, do ya think they'll buy tha "Dust bunny" or should I air out tha back room at tha Bar?(Whisper mode off)
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Dat "bunny" has an awfully long tail. ::)
Slim
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Dat "bunny" has an awfully long tail. ::)
Slim
Thet's what makes it so strange lookin
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'Sides that, it's ears are a mite shoot, too. ::)
Slim
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'Sides that, it's ears are a mite shoot, too. ::)
Slim
Slim Ya need ta clean yer ears er sumpthin...Like I said, Thet's what makes it so strange lookin
You tryin ta get Arcey in more trouble than he already is in? er are ya tryin ta keep people from realizin thet it's really
ALL SLIM"S FAULT
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I saw his danged old rug. I ain't blind yet.
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Whut rug?
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Slim Ya need ta clean yer ears er sumpthin...Like I said, Thet's what makes it so strange lookin
You tryin ta get Arcey in more trouble than he already is in? er are ya tryin ta keep people from realizin thet it's really
ALL SLIM"S FAULT
It's like I said in Forty Rod's Customer Service, my hearing in at "300 baud". ;)
Slim
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I don't mind flying. :o
;D :D ;D
Maybe Ya kin get one of dem latest 'Brooms', Excuse Me, Ah mean Alternative Transportation; ie A-10 Warhog. :o
;D
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;D :D ;D
Maybe Ya kin get one of dem latest 'Brooms', Excuse Me, Ah mean Alternative Transportation; ie A-10 Warhog. :o
;D
I can just let the recoil from my .45s propel me over there thanks you very much Harpy. :D
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Buck takes a peek here, and decides to quietly back out before the fur( hair) really starts flying.
Del, you'd best keep one of those dutch ovens on yer haid.....Buck 8) :o :o :o
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Hey Arcey, aint that tha same rug ya use ta warnm yer feets when yer on yer new puter? ;D
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Knew I could count on you, cuz...................
Maj, could ya take 'im ta the Still (always capitalize Still)?
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Sure thing Arcey, Hey Tom, come with me we ned ta pick up some supplies at tha Still (always capitalize Still)
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I can just let the recoil from my .45s propel me over there thanks you very much Harpy. :D
Sounds like a plan ta Me, personaly Ah use Da 10ga. it will propell Me N Da Sheep. ;D
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Cus Tom ya dunt needed ta help Cus Arcey. He kin git hisownself into sum purty good fixes. ;D
Now Cus Arcey ifn ya need a little help I gots yor back. I be right here in da safety of my own place wit my guns right close by. I promise I git to ya just as soon as I can. ;) ::)
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Ain't ya special, Will?
Maj, he gets outtah line smack 'im wit sumthin' heavy..................
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Maj, he gets outtah line smack 'im wit sumthin' heavy..................
Ya mean like a book on Quantum Physics?
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Just be careful not to lose any quarks, Major......... 8) ::) :o
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Just be careful not to lose any quarks, Major......... 8) ::) :o
Are We going for a Realy Big Bang?
;D :D ;D
Oh Well thought Ah might break out the PL238 Krypton Modulator. :o
Na. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaah! :o
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This puts a whole new spin on things. ;D
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Ah love cats, but... don' mak'em mad!!!!!
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Izzat your shootin' hand, dumbass?
Ma told you about tryin' to steal food from critters that're still alive. (The ones that ain't are food.)
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"That is mah shootin' han', but she's doin' a mite better now. The color has turnt from raid ta brown. Ma said that's a sign of IM-proovement.
Listen, Ah thought it was daid. Ah was lookin' forward to a good meal!" ;D ;D
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"That is mah shootin' han', but she's doin' a mite better now. The color has turnt from raid ta brown. Ma said that's a sign of IM-proovement.
Listen, Ah thought it was daid. Ah was lookin' forward to a good meal!" ;D ;D
What ya do with the hide?
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"That is mah shootin' han', but she's doin' a mite better now. The color has turnt from raid ta brown. Ma said that's a sign of IM-proovement.
OUCH! When did that happen? I hope it hasn't affected your ability to pull a cork.
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What ya do with the hide?
Looks like by the picture the doc tried to sew it all back on his hand
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What in the heck did you try to do that cat?
Arcey...are you taking notes? ;D
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He was out on the screened porch and was getting in a fight with a stray cat on the other side of the screen. As soon as I walked out the other cat left but TC was still ready to fight and not back in housecat mode. With the other cat gone, there was just this other big creature and he attacked it.... Me. I'm just glad he doesn't have any front claws. Otherwise I'd really be in pain. I wish I had a video of it. I doubt I could even slow it down enough. TC was on me faster than I ever knew anything could move and was then purring and circling my feet five minutes later.
Just out of curiosity, I showed him a drop of blood on the floor to see if he'd lick it up, but he just sniffed at it and went on about his business.
No problem pulling a cork. I still have my left hand. ;D In fact, I just got a jug this week. It was guaranteed to knock my socks off since the stuff I took up to VA was so tame. I'll have to see about giving it a try. ;D
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I think that if TC did that to me and he was my cat....he would get fried:
"Fried Cat"
Somebody once told me I'm gonna fry your kitty
The only cat I found that was dead
He was looking kind of dumb took his fingers and his thumb
And he squeezed off those little cat heads
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the Head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Chorus:]
Meow It's a fried cat, get the sauce on, go eat
Meow I'ts a grilled cat, get the grill on, cat meat
And all that kitties is gold
Only speeding cars put it out cold
It's a food place and they say it stays open
Chang and Wong are in the back dopin'
But General Chow's gettin fatter
Eatin all the cat on his meow meow platter
This stuff tastes good, dont even try to lie
The grease is getting warm so you might as well fry
My cat's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll eat some more
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked can we get some Chinese fast
I need to get some kitty onto my plate
I said yep what a concept
I could eat a little cat myself
Lets go get some cat at China Chaaaaaang's
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Repeat Chorus]
Sorry Cammie! ;)
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I think that if TC did that to me and he was my cat....he would get fried:
"Fried Cat"
Somebody once told me I'm gonna fry your kitty
The only cat I found that was dead
He was looking kind of dumb took his fingers and his thumb
And he squeezed off those little cat heads
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the Head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Chorus:]
Meow It's a fried cat, get the sauce on, go eat
Meow I'ts a grilled cat, get the grill on, cat meat
And all that kitties is gold
Only speeding cars put it out cold
It's a food place and they say it stays open
Chang and Wong are in the back dopin'
But General Chow's gettin fatter
Eatin all the cat on his meow meow platter
This stuff tastes good, dont even try to lie
The grease is getting warm so you might as well fry
My cat's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll eat some more
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked can we get some Chinese fast
I need to get some kitty onto my plate
I said yep what a concept
I could eat a little cat myself
Lets go get some cat at China Chaaaaaang's
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Repeat Chorus]
Sorry Cammie! ;)
;D :D ;D
Was nice knowing Ya., Me thinks Yer license is about to Expire! :o
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I'm back, didn't skin no cats this weekend or cook any. Didn't put up the tent Friday and was layin' back in my bedroll and got to thinkin' since there is a pair of large kitties that wander down through that crick bottom it might be a good idea that cosies keep a large banked fire goin'. Cammie would have been upset if I got et by a kitty. :P
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Slim takes a couple steps backward outta the direct line 'tween Sod Buster and Cammie. :o
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Yeah, I think it might be a good time to duck and cover :o :o 8)
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Slim takes a couple steps backward outta the direct line 'tween Sod Buster and Cammie. :o
??? ??? I didn't harm no kitty cats.
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I don't thinks she's got enough guts to shoot Sodbuster, I think they're all skeered of her ;D fer nuthin.
(Pssst Cammie, he throws them in the crick.) ;D
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They would probably rather I shoot them Del.
*cammie clangs Del upside the head with a horse shoe*
Oops.... that weren't the lite one...sorry Del
*Cammie shoos the stars away from Del's eyes*
:D
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Didn't hurt a bit, I had my 10X Cat Fur Stetson on. ;D
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Didn't hurt a bit, I had my 10X Cat Fur Stetson on. ;D
;D :D ;D
My Stetson is 4x Silver Beaver, nevar see no Kat fur Stetson--must be one of dem thar hollywooddies. ;D
Dells still a little delerious, klanging and all, Just because is a low-down, no-good, Sheep stealing, Cattle rustling, Bushwacking, Fight startin, Kantanous Cosie, don't mean Ya ain't a Good Ole' Boy. :o
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Sod Buster's Cat (and Dog) Weather info:
When a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain.
When cats snore, foul weather will follow.
Cats with their tails up and their fur apparently electrified indicate approaching wind -- or a dog.
The unusual howling of dogs indicates a storm.
When dogs eat grass, it will be rainy.
If dogs roll on the ground and scratch, it is a sign of rain.
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I always found out that when a dog eats grass he'll throw it up on the floor as soon as he gets inside. :P
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Same here...... :P 8)
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I always found out that when a dog eats grass he'll throw it up on the floor as soon as he gets inside. :P
That's my experience with both dogs and cats. ;D
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So THAT'S whut he puts in them jars 'n calls it home made kim-chee.................
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Kim-Chee is goo fer ya Arcey, it's got lots of those vit-a-mens things in it. ;D
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So THAT'S whut he puts in them jars 'n calls it home made kim-chee.................
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Slim
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<Delmonico makes a note to take Kim-Chee to the GAF Muster. It should be cool enough for it to ride in the back of the pick-up safely. ::) Was worried with the 1/2 gallon of sourdough behind the seat of my pick-up on an 70 mile drive Friday. :o>
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<Delmonico makes a note to take Kim-Chee to the GAF Muster. It should be cool enough for it to ride in the back of the pick-up safely. ::) Was worried with the 1/2 gallon of sourdough behind the seat of my pick-up on an 70 mile drive Friday. :o>
Yes sir....pile it on the bread or eat it with the hard tack. Nothins better......'cept raw fish.....sushi.
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Sod Buster's Cat (and Dog) Weather info:
If dogs roll on the ground and scratch, it is a sign of rain.
Or he's/she's got Fleas
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Or he's/she's got Fleas
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This gives Marshall N Idea Marshall collects fleas, puts em under Trinities Hat.
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The lice quickly attack the fleas and wipe them out. ::)
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Yes sir....pile it on the bread or eat it with the hard tack. Nothins better......'cept raw fish.....sushi.
;D :D ;D
Don't call that food, Call that Bait. :o
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I been meanin' to ask what it is that a Tall Tales Furriner does. Somethin' to do with immygrashun?
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They skin cats sneakin' 'cross the border. ;D
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Actually we peal the hide offa old cosies and recycle it for new ones. :D
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Ya could almost use it fer boot soles, I've been tolt by a bunch a differnt nurses and such thats poked at me with needles that I have one a the toughest hides they ever delt with. ::)
Speakin' of hides an furs, the hair on most of the back of my hands quit growin' back several years ago. ::) Don't know why. :D
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Speakin' of hides an furs, the hair on most of the back of my hands quit growin' back several years ago. ::) Don't know why. :D
Could it be those Estrogen pills that Trinity has been grinding up and pouring into your Espresssssssssssooooo???
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keep on deletin'.
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Cosie's hides ain't worth nothin'. They're too thick for clothin', the necks tend to be stiff, an' they're real hard to clean: too much bacon grease, coffee, flour, bean juice, and other assorted ingredients baked into 'em by the sun.
Most of 'em are old an' wrinkledy, too, scarred an' shot full of holes, knifed up on the hands, and faces an' hands lean toward over done or burned to a crisp. Don't take dye worth a hoot.
As pelts they're useless with the hair being thin an' patchy, usualy brittle or so oily as to be worthless.
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So, accordin' to what Forty is tellin' us, The Cosie prolly ain't much of a candidate for a tonsorial rearrangement.. S'all right Del, come on over to the "Lost and Found, and Tonsorial Parlor", an' sit an jaw a while. ;) :D
Seein' Trinity's hand reminded me of my first visit with a new sawbones last year. This guy is sharper than the average, 'cause he was lookin' me over real well, and asked me if I'd lived a rough life. I says "not by some standards, why?". He turned my arms and hands over and started pointing at all of the scars, and a few scabbed over lacerations; I said "my cat likes to rassle". He just shook his head, and chuckled. 8)
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Cosie's hides ain't worth nothin'. They're too thick for clothin', the necks tend to be stiff, an' they're real hard to clean: too much bacon grease, coffee, flour, bean juice, and other assorted ingredients baked into 'em by the sun.
Most of 'em are old an' wrinkledy, too, scarred an' shot full of holes, knifed up on the hands, and faces an' hands lean toward over done or burned to a crisp. Don't take dye worth a hoot.
As pelts they're useless with the hair being thin an' patchy, usualy brittle or so oily as to be worthless.
;D :D ;D
If'n Ya cut it up, Ya need a chainsaw; You can cook it in grease kinda like pork-rinds, Taiste like Chicken. :o
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;D :D ;D
Taiste like Chicken. :o
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Maybe chickens down yer way, not up this way. ???
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So, accordin' to what Forty is tellin' us, The Cosie prolly ain't much of a candidate for a tonsorial rearrangement.. S'all right Del, come on over to the "Lost and Found, and Tonsorial Parlor", an' sit an jaw a while. ;) :D
Seein' Trinity's hand reminded me of my first visit with a new sawbones last year. This guy is sharper than the average, 'cause he was lookin' me over real well, and asked me if I'd lived a rough life. I says "not by some standards, why?". He turned my arms and hands over and started pointing at all of the scars, and a few scabbed over lacerations; I said "my cat likes to rassle". He just shook his head, and chuckled. 8)
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That's why my kitty doesn't have any front claws. He liked usin' them too much. I have found that orange cats tend to like to rough-house more than others. Boy, when I think of what he'd have done to me if he still had claws... I shudder! :o :o :o
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You beat their little areses when they scratch you and they quit scratchin' you. You gotta show 'em who is boss. Keep their claws trimmed so they don't scratch you on accident or at least they can't claim too. ;D
Me thinks Trinity has some spoiled cats.
Mine is spoiled but they drink my bath water. ;D Wouldn't hurt me on porpoise for nuthin'.
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A spray bottle full of water will go along way to training a cat, Angel won't even go near my loading room any more. ;D The day she got out and sat on the front step and wouldn't come in was funny. My wife was afraid one of the problem strays in the neighborhood would hurt her. My loading room is right upstairs. One 2 quart pitcher of water on a 40 degree day and Poor Kitty was at the back door before I could get downstairs to toss the pitcher in the dish drainer. ;D
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Well, TC (The Cat) wouldn't say he's spoiled. He gets only dry food, never my food. He never gets to go outside except the screened-in porch, and only occasionally gets a cat treat. I've given him toys which fascinate him for a couple hours and then he's bored so I stopped getting them for him. I guess he's got it better than on the street where I found him.
The only thing that ALWAYS engages him is cat nip. Man, he goes crazy!
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Trinity:
Why is the caption on this picture "Drunk 2" ?? Do you drink with you cat? Can he hold is liquor?
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Trinity:
Why is the caption on this picture "Drunk 2" ?? Do you drink with you cat? Can he hold is liquor?
I drink while he does cat nip. The caption is "Drunk 2" because that was a better picture than "Drunk 1". ;D ;D ;D
He was flopping around in that bed like a fish out of water. He reeeeeeaaally goes crazy on that stuff. :) ;) ;D
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You could let him out in my yard, he'd never go far, you could just look in the patch under the front tree or the one behind the shed. ;D
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Our cat, Sam - his real name is Li'tle Black Sambo of River Ranch Frontier - was a feral kitten, solid black. His mamma abandoned him under a pallet behind our garage, and after a couple of days of watchin' for her to return, we figured we'd better adopt him, or some fox was gonna have him for a snack. He barely had his eyes open, and could fit in a fancy tea cup. We dropper and bottle fed him, and watching his cousin, Sir Cat, a Siamese kitten a few months older, react to him was just downright fun, and funny. They grew up, Sir Cat disappeared - we figure he stood his ground with one too many coyotes - and Sam ruled that mountainside for six years. When we moved back to civilization, we were afraid he'd become street kill, so he was forced into becoming an indoor cat; he hates it, even some four years later, and sometimes, I think he takes it out on me. He is a lot like your TC, Trinity, in that he only eats dry food, and all of the other things you said about TC. He has grown fairly rotund, though, since being forced into retirement from living a half wild life; he weighed 19 pounds, last time we took him to the Vet, and he is a long fellow, too, at somewhere between 36 and 40 inches, stretched out. Funny thing is, as rough as he can get with me, our two and a half YO Granddaughter can lay on him, pull his handle, just generally be a real pill, and he never lays a claw on her; if he gets tired of it, he just goes and hides. That's my buddy. ;D
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All this talk of cats just makes me think all the more I need to get me a black Lab again. ;D
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El Peludo, I've heard many stories like yours and think that cats see children as their pets. They will often latch on to the young and allow them to do things that no adult could get away with. ;D
We had a Siamese when I was a boy that would hide around corners and wait for me. When I rounded the corner, he always jumped just high enough to reach out and touch my cheek.... with claws retracted! He never did me any harm. Sadly, he disappeared one day too. :(
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;D :D ;D
Here kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
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When my kids were little we took them to a friend's house. They were taking care of her mother's cat, a huge black and white tom. He put up with my four year old daughter trying to pick him up and carry him around until he got tired of it and sent a left paw in a huge arc to slash her across the face...without drawing a drop of blood. He just strolled away with a look that said, "I could've if I'd wanted too, and nobody could've stopped me."
She still loves cats and has never been scratched or bitten.
Guess it runs in the family. I've never been bitten by a dog, and I've gone into some really hairy situations to break up dog fights and two out and out attacks on other animals.
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When my kids were little we took them to a friend's house. They were taking care of her mother's cat, a huge black and white tom. He put up with my four year old daughter trying to pick him up and carry him around until he got tired of it and sent a left paw in a huge arc to slash her across the face...without drawing a drop of blood. He just strolled away with a look that said, "I could've if I'd wanted too, and nobody could've stopped me."
She still loves cats and has never been scratched or bitten.
Guess it runs in the family. I've never been bitten by a dog, and I've gone into some really hairy situations to break up dog fights and two out and out attacks on other animals.
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I know that looks like a double tap, but it is.
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Procedural awarded to Forty. Stage directions did NOT call for a double tap. :D
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We now have a little addition running around the house, an all white kitten my son found and gave the wife. She ain't known as the cat lady fer nothin'. The other two are still hissing and growling at her and the dogs are getting used to being pounced on.
Wife took a nap this afternoon and Snowball( what else?) crawled up in her lap and went to sleep.......on her back! Never seen a cat sleep that way.
There's now three cats and three dogs here.......Buck 8) ::) ;)
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Buck, that cat creature that lives at our house does that also, can't wait till we bring the puppy home, that will drive her nuts. ;D
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We used to have a calico that slept on her back propped up against the wall. It was hilarious. The one that we have now just has to look at the world upside down at least once a day. :D
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We now have a little addition running around the house, an all white kitten my son found and gave the wife. She ain't known as the cat lady fer nothin'. The other two are still hissing and growling at her and the dogs are getting used to being pounced on.
Wife took a nap this afternoon and Snowball( what else?) crawled up in her lap and went to sleep.......on her back! Never seen a cat sleep that way.
There's now three cats and three dogs here.......Buck 8) ::) ;)
The night I brought TC home, he took the couch over by laying on his back, stretching out his full length and falling asleep. I guess he trusted me. ::)
In going back to dig out this picture I am amazed at how much he has grown since 2001. I always figured him to be full grown when I found him...
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all this cat talk, we got a fairly new kitten down at the barns ( we got a slew of barn cats) her mommas tail is about 1 1/2 inches long, the kitten has just a tuft of hair where the tail should be. We also have several cats that have extra toes both front and back.
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When Scroo Loosey lays around like that her tail sticks out at a 45 degree angle. Always. It's black and where it attaches is white.
The day that I got her I sent a picture to Stump via e-mail. The reply that I got back "Whose tail does she got on?" ;D
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all this cat talk, we got a fairly new kitten down at the barns ( we got a slew of barn cats) her mommas tail is about 1 1/2 inches long, the kitten has just a tuft of hair where the tail should be. We also have several cats that have extra toes both front and back.
How cute!
I don't know about the tail, but kitties with extra toes are known as Hemmingways. Don't rightly know how they got to the mainland, but they did. ;D
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We also have several cats that have extra toes both front and back.
We got one that has 6 toes on each front foot. He uses it like an opposing thumb.
He's hard on the bird population. >:(
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I'll have to see if I can get my poor broke down digital to work and get a pic of her. She's sitting on my lap now contemplating going to sleep. It's tough typing when she likes to walk on the keyboard though.........Buck 8) ::) ;)
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I'll have to see if I can get my poor broke down digital to work and get a pic of her. She's sitting on my lap now contemplating going to sleep. It's tough typing when she likes to walk on the keyboard though.........Buck 8) ::) ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A friend in college had a 30 pound tomcat with six toes on the front feet and five on he rear. He named him Hexadactyl (Hex for short) and that cat was afriad of absolutely nothing except a tiny pup...maybe a Pekinese?...named Goliath. Dang dog wouldn't have lasted more than a bite or two if Hex had had the guts to eat him.
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Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
:o
;D :D ;D
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Here, Kiddy, Kiddy,
:o
;D :D ;D
Pervert!!!! :o
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What da ya expert out of a sheep herder. :P
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What da ya expert out of a sheep herder. :P
;D :D ;D
I'm not the one running or standing around in His night-were. ;D
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Pervert!!!! :o
:D
;D
So Ewe was da one Who answered. ;D :D ;D
:o
:D
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What night gown, looks like a Silver Screen Cowboy shirt to me. ;D
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What night gown, looks like a Silver Screen Cowboy shirt to me. ;D
Why Dell Ya got more Avitars than Camilion. ;D :D ;D.
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;D :D ;D
Whats da matter Dell, Kat's got Yer tounge? :o
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No pictures of Snowball yet. She won't stand still long enough! ;D............Buck 8) ;)
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Here, this is may last Lab I had when he was about 1 year old. My nephew was about 6 at the time and used to call him the Devil Dog because he had such glowing eyes. ;D
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Sandy's two Min-Pins have eyes that show red in photos, Del... 8)
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And here's our resident pitbull wanna be
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And here's our resident pitbull wanna be
Nice dog, just about one bite of D Mountain Kiddy. ;D
heh, Heh,HEH :D ;D :D
:o
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Y'all is borin' da kitties with da dawg pictures. :D
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Nice kitty's, Miz Cammie. I had to recharge the digi and then lost daylight. No Snowball tonight....... 8) ::) ::) :-\
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And I thought TC was getting big!!!
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My three male cats are huge. I had to put the two indoor ones on diets to get them down to 14 lbs from 17.5 :o
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Here, 'bout 59-60 my Grandpa Parrish had a Black Tom cat on the farm. It hated everyone, but me. :o My cousins could not even touch it. My Grandpa ran into the fence when he jumped out of the car cause the cat had got in the back seat and decided he really didn't want to go for a drive. ::) My mom an my aunts still talk about me and that mean cat.
Here I am stuffin' it's tail into the crack on the side of a cistern lid. ;D If I still had Grandpa's black tom cat he'd scratch all yer eyes out. :P
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Were you the model for Red Skelton's "Mean Widdle Kid"???? 8) ::) :o ???
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I'd say a dickens or menace. ;D
Slim
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Brat. That's as mean as this picture that someone posted on another board.
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You should see what I do to Rita's si-o-meese Angel, will have to get a picture. ;D Ya ever seen a cat that liked being swatted with a fly swatter? :o ::) She sits on the chair behind me and if I don't pull her tail she swats me in the face till I do. ;D
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Cami
This is our latest addition:
(http://home.nvbell.net/russtc/Picture_010.jpg)
After 15 years in this apartment we're buying back into a real house and decided to bring one of the stray kittens we have in the complex with us.
Jake Cutter joins J. B. Books and Kokopelli.
The square in the blanket he's laying on is 12"
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Too cute! I would have a hunnert of 'em if I could afford them and had a place for them and if I could get rid of the one butthole 6 toed one that I have. Of course if I had a hunnert maybe he would find something that liked him as much as he likes everybody else and wouldn't mind him PESTERING THE HECK OUT THEM ALL THE TIME
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Wish y'all'd quit postin' images ah them nasty things. My allergies are startin' ta act up..............
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Does this help Arcey. ::)
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No, Del. I don't need ta look it no pics ah yer back yard either.........
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Nope, that is the lawn crew at the Hooter's in litl roosterville. ;D
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Then I'm glad I got fired from that one Rooster town.......................
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so that's what litl rooster was out hunting them sheep (spit) for, he needed his lawn trimmed
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Yep, he's been stealin' them for that. ;D He's gonna really need a lawyer, cause not only is he stealin' sheep, he fired Trinity and I think Trinity is gonna sue him. ;D
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Yep, he's been stealin' them for that. ;D He's gonna really need a lawyer, cause not only is he stealin' sheep, he fired Trinity and I think Trinity is gonna sue him. ;D
I just might do that indeed!! >:( >:(
Here's another picture for you, Arcey. ;D ;D ;D
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AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope that got on ya........
Gonna hafta pull out mah meds soon. Road kill pics...........
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Here Arcey, this should open yer sigh-nus-uz's. ;D
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Okay, third times the charm. Here's Snowball...... 8) ;)
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And another feline denizen of the house, Ming....... 8) ;)
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And finally, Mittens, our wild cat......... 8) ;)
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;D :D ;D
Ah has a pet that really talks back. ;D
Tuki Da Parrott.
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Blue&Gold Macaw, does he chew a lot?...... 8) ;)
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Buck, all them kitties is some kinda cute!!
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Kitties is tasty, almost as good a squirrels! :o
Here's a shot of Irish Rose on the hunt, although the house cat rules her! ;D
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Here's tha true boss, Turtle the cat!
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And finally Sir Richard who thinks cats and anything requiring effort is boring! ;D
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Blue&Gold Macaw, does he chew a lot?...... 8) ;)
;D :D ;D
Yeh Mite say He's a Chain-saw with wings. :o
He's realy a sweatheart, very good with children, does tricks, speaks in five languages: Hebrew, Spanish, Russian, English, and Parrott--gotta have a Native tounge. ;D
::)
;D :D ;D
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Kitties is tasty, almost as good a squirrels! :o
Here's a shot of Irish Rose on the hunt, although the house cat rules her! ;D
Just a question, and you knew it was coming...
Is she wild? ;D ;D ;D
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all this dog and cat talk, we may need a saftey video in case of fur balls
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TC coughed one up this morning. Anybody want pictures? ;D ;D
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That's okay, Trinity, we'll take your word for it....... 8) ::) :P
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Buck, it sounds like he may be a saving them hairballs to me. you thnk he may have a baggie for em. :-\
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Knowin' Trinity,.........YEP......... 8) ::) ;D
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It's a large freezer baggie ...for the 'not too mushy' ones.
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;D ;D ;D ;D :P :o ;D
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;D :D ;D
Ah has a pet that really talks back. ;D
Tuki Da Parrott.
Trinity, run down to the Newbrassky thread and put some coal in my Steam Traction Engine, put the chicken plucker on while yer there. ;D Ya want my cornbead stuffin' with the sweet basil or the white bread one with the sage? ;D
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"Why decide? Ah'll brang both." ;D
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Trinity, run down to the Newbrassky thread and put some coal in my Steam Traction Engine, put the chicken plucker on while yer there. ;D Ya want my cornbead stuffin' with the sweet basil or the white bread one with the sage? ;D
;D
Dells running around in His Nitechoths again. :o Marshall, Da Sheep, Tuki, and Kandi prepairing a 'little' receptin for Dell n Trinity. :o :P
heh, Heh, HEH! ;D :D ;D
8)
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;D :D ;D
Here Chicki, Chicki, Chicki!, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to Eat You!
heh, Heh, HEH!
Whats da matter, Da Cats got Yer tounge?
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EEEEAAAWWW
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Poor thing! Someone made him wear an absurd jacket. :-\
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He's cute! Stump said if I built me a fence I could have one. ;D
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Would you make him wear a jacket? ??? ;D
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only if it were a formal meal
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Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up? ;D
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Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up?
T'ain't naw derned hoss. That there's the unholy product of a couplin' twix a jackass 'n a Del-matian.....
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Would you make him wear a jacket? ??? ;D
He don't need no steekin' jacket.
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It a varmint! Where's my "Mighty Ten"? ;D
Slim
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;D :D ;D
Looks like a long-wasted Rat! :o Got Ma Mighty 10ga. saddlen up Da Sheep. Wi'll get Dat varmit. ;D
>:(
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Iffen thet's one a Cammie's critters y'all gonna wind up bein tha hunted one Marshal! :o
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Iffen thet's one a Cammie's critters y'all gonna wind up bein tha hunted one Marshal! :o
:o
;D
(whisper mode) Yeh may b right. :-[ Marshal Who is back peddlen to get away. :o
Yeh know about anger Dem Redheads--NO Survivers! :o
:P
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Naw dat ain't one of mine. Mine would be drinkin' whisky. ;D
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Hey Trinity, isn't that yer hoss that Cammie is corraling up? ;D
That one's a mite small. He might fit into mah wild rag, though. :-\
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he'd allmost fit in your coat pocket
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One of dem, dar Mini-hosses? ;D
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The critter with the bottle,is he a member of the bar?
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The critter with the bottle,is he a member of the bar?
Yeah. He's a weasel.....................
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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;D ;D ;D ;D :o ::) 8)
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Sue em, Cuz, Sue em, ;D ;D
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Kent sue im, Arcey's remarks aint dyrected at no ones in particulars. Sides Arcey iz po iffen he's sues im all he'll git iz Arcey's debts. Hey cuzzin mebbe ya outta lat im sue ya! ;D
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Kent sue im, Arcey's remarks aint dyrected at no ones in particulars. Sides Arcey iz po iffen he's sues im all he'll git iz Arcey's debts. Hey cuzzin mebbe ya outta lat im sue ya!
GOOD IDEA!!!!!!! SUE ME!!!!!
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Is the pick-up paid off, it would be good to haul gravel and rocks in. ;D
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Paid fer when I drove 'er off the lot.
But, the title is unner an XYZ, round ta ten ta the third factor corp. In Swaziland. Thit backwood barrister wouldn't know where ta start............
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Arcey, did it stop rainin' yet? We's gettin' it off'n'on here now.......Buck 8) ::) ;)
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Arcey, did it stop rainin' yet? We's gettin' it off'n'on here now.......Buck
All hell broke loose this mornin' 'bout 0130. Woke me up.
Daylight, it'd get dark 'n lookin' like the bottom wuz gonna drop out then the sun would come out. Did that on 'n off all day - nary a drop ah rain........
Stay dry, pard.
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;D
One of dem, dar Mini-hosses? ;D
Nope! This is a Mini and her 1 hr old newborn:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/Kiowaat1hrold.jpg)
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Can we go back a coupla pages an' somebody tell me who Del Martian is?
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Can we go back a coupla pages an' somebody tell me who Del Martian is?
Ray Walston?
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EEEEAAAWWW
Dat is a mini donkey. Not a mini horse.
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Big brother, a Del Martian is a product of a Martian asexual affair.
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Dat is a mini donkey. Not a mini horse.
;D
Yeh, Yeh,
Ah was trying to avoid askin : Is that one of dem dar Mini Donk's :o
:P
:o
;D :D ;D
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Dat is a mini donkey. Not a mini horse.
A mini donkey??? I just thought he was malnourished. :o
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;D :D ;D
Hee Haw, Hee Haw, ;D
8)
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A mini donkey??? I just thought he was malnourished. :o
A baby mini-donkey.
Wonder where my fence building kit is. ???
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Get a hold of AK, he used ta mutter sumthin' about doin' fencin'. ;D
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Uhh...NO! I'll do it myself. Won't need a big one for such little asses. :D
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Round here I call the Lap Donkeys and the horses, lap ponies. Ya coud get a female one and brred here to a Lap Pony and get a Lap Mule. ::)
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Del, whut would Ya have ta breed ta get a Lap Dance... ;D ;D ;D
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From what I hear $20 bills. ;D
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Don't need cash if ya know where ta swipe the plastic................
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Don't need cash if ya know where ta swipe the plastic................
Yeah 'cause then you get kicked out by the bouncer. ::)
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Bouncier the better.............
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Don't need cash if ya know where ta swipe the plastic................
;D
If'n Yer pintchin da Plastic, Ya mights get Yer head blowed off. :o
;D :D ;D
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If'n Yer pintchin da Plastic, Ya mights get Yer head blowed off. :o
;D :D ;D
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Cammie, explain it ta the sheepherder, ya know I hate havin' ta 'splain a joke. ::)
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Whut'd 'e say? A pint ah plastic chins?
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Cammie, did they ever tell you when you were little that boys had Cooties, they didn't lie. ;D
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And afore I go to bed, Rita took Lexi out to meet her puppy. Rowdy is well named, all they got was blurry photos of him, so here's one of his sisters. ;D
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Awww...cute puppy.
Del I used to play with Cooties too. :D
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I'll be glad when we get him at the end of July. He will be good for my granddaughter. Right now she just has this evil cat creature to play with. ;D
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I'll be glad when we get him at the end of July. He will be good for my granddaughter. Right now she just has this evil cat creature to play with. ;D
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Had a Simeze cat for pet for 19Yrs Marion. Darn Dust :(
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Did the Kooti thing too. Don't play with 'Bug's now stompe em. :o
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A cat for me! ;D ;D
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Since everyone is postin' pics of cats, I figgered I should post some of mine.
The first is our inside cat. Her name is Patch. She'll be having kittens in a month or two. ::)
(http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/41c4bb93zf6661b61/32f5/__sr_/83acre2.jpg?phw1TqEBauj0FBWk)
This one is one of our outside Toms. His name is Whiptip, 'cuz he whips his tail when ya pet 'im.
(http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/41c4bb93zf6661b61/32f5/__sr_/4893re2.jpg?phw1TqEBl4or3Jev)
Slim
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Raisin' targets fer yer new pellet rifle, huh Slim?
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Every once in awhile I cull the herd.
Slim
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It's ninety-eleven degrees outside. I'm just gonna stare at this....
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It's 91 here. I'll look at the lamp, too.
Slim
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It's 86 up here on the mountain, just heard on the radio, it's 98 in the valley, Down at Ozark.
all the houses are done, ready for birds, except for lighting the fires. got to keep it at 90 degrees in there for a few days, :-\won't be hard at all in the daytime ;D
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What's all this talk about birds OT? ???
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my wife and I raise turkey's, we are getting 32,000 just hatched little turkeys tomorrow morning, about 7:30. we have 32,000 big birds right now that are 10 weeks old.
so we've been getting ready for them the last couple of weeks. we put in new bedding and build rings out of cardboard to keep them from all running together, keep them in the rings the first week,
we have 2 baby houses that hold 16,000 each, then when they get 5-6 weeks old we move them into 4 growout houses that hold 8,000 each.
we raise around 180,000 birds per year.
when I go back down to the barns, I'll take a couple of pictures fo the houses before the birds are in.
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WOW! That's a lot of birds.
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well, yes it's quite a few, when they bring the birds, it takes one bobtail truck, when they come and get the birds, it takes 13-14 semi trucks to haul them to the plant.
It's pretty much all automated except for the first 2 weeks, we hand feed them then, it takes about 30 minutes per house, we just hook up a trailer to out 4 wheelers fill it up with feed and get our scoops and start feeding. any vitamins or medicine we give them goes in through the water system, so all I have to do is keep everything running.
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Cammie, here's the big birds we have now, 10 weeks old, we'll keep them another 3 weeks. they should weigh about 14-15 pounds then,
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this is house for the little birds, they are 330 feet long and 40 feet wide. the big houses are 440 feet by 40 ft.
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Hey OT ya better turn dem fans on...all dem birds got their beaks hanging open. :D
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Hey OT that piture of the big birds sorta looks like tha New Yawk subway stations during Rush Hour. ;D
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Tom if'n the people is that thick I don't even want to go visit.
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Ozark...They Is...an doan bother, it jist ain't werth goin there thet mayer they have there doan like enny kinda guns,,,cept tha ones his bodyguards carry ::)
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We went out and a friend picked another one of the puppies from the litter. Mine will have a brother to hunt with, nuthin' cuter than a herd of Black Lab Puppies. ;) The one about to grab my brother-in-laws shoe in the corner is Rowdy, the one my wife picked.
Three more weeks till we bring him home a he can terrorize that cat. ;D
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Rowdy sounds like a good name, Del. Kinda matches his owner! :o ;D
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We went out and a friend picked another one of the puppies from the litter. Mine will have a brother to hunt with, nuthin' cuter than a herd of Black Lab Puppies. ;) The one about to grab my brother-in-laws shoe in the corner is Rowdy, the one my wife picked.
Three more weeks till we bring him home a he can terrorize that cat. ;D
Shore is a bunch of cute critters!!!
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Drive on out Trinity, there is 1 male and 3 females left. TJ would love it. ::)
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lets see TJ would that be Trinity Junior
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But I'd have to shell out more money than the drive out for the pet fees. It's per pet, you know. >:(
(Pssst, OT. My cat's name is TC. My mother makes the same mistake s Del made. Must be something to do with AGE. :-\ ;D)
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Oh I remembered TC 's name I just wanted to see if I could make you jump.
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Oh I remembered TC 's name I just wanted to see if I could make you jump.
Jump where? ??? ;D
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Quit tempting me, Del. >:( ;D
Slim
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;D :D ;D
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. :o :o
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Sheepherder... Do work from a template from which you cut and paste your messages? Well, please check the spelling of the first two kitties. It is strongly advised to change those D's to T's!
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Since everyone is postin' pics of cats, I figgered I should post some of mine.
The first is our inside cat. Her name is Patch. She'll be having kittens in a month or two. ::)
Slim
BTW, my better-half called. We have 5 new kittens.
Slim
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:) :) :)
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Here's the little hairballs. ;D
(http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10278.0;attach=7283;image)
Slim
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Careful Slim, Trinity sees that there is something to eat and he'll be in that picture too! ;D
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"Naw. Trahd that oncet an' it took nigh on to two year fer mah face ta heal. :o"
((Cute kitties! I want the grey twins!!!))
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Can you send kitties UPS? ;D
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Can you send kitties UPS? ;D
Don't know, but I'll check. I have Trinity's address. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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they probably gotta go same day kitty air ;D
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Naw they gotta be transported in a kitty litter! ;D
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I thought kitty litter was what you had when you threw a cat out of yer car window. ;D
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Here's the little hairballs.
Hairmail?
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Maybe rent one of those WWII Cat-a-lean-a flying boats. ::) :P
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Trinity would like to have them ALIVE AND SAFE! However, he can't have any more kitties right now. :(
;D ;D
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I bet yer a saving yer money so someday ya can open a cathouse ??? :D
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;D ;D ;D
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;D :D ;D
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Hey, I found a use for the sheepman, he can clean the cat box. ;D
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Marshal cleans cat box, dumps litter into Delmonicos stove where it raises such a stink that 'Pepe' Le Pu' smells it all the way in France. :o
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Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it. Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material. ;D ::)
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Wow, ya got most of that on file or do ya 'member it every time ya post it. Ya got to get yer gag writer to get ya some new material. ;D ::)
;D
You should talk, I've had week old beans that were fresher than Your material.
Besides some jokes bear repeating. ;D
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I've had week old beans
I've heard about the food in sheep camps. ::) :P
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I've heard about the food in sheep camps. ::) :P
;D :D ;D
It still beats Your 'Mule'/'Horse'Steaks. :P
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Since I ain't never cooked either yer lyin' again. Don't worry we 'spect it out of ya. ::)
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There isn't anything wrong with horse meat. I've tried it once, but my girlfriend at the time wouln't kiss me anymore that night. ::) ::)
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I've looked for it, can't find it, hate to kill a whole horse for one steak. ::) But don't make no differance, he lied again. ;D
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I've looked for it, can't find it, hate to kill a whole horse for one steak. ::) But don't make no differance, he lied again. ;D
;D
The Horse Calvery lived on horse n mule meat any Cosie worth His salt could cook it.
You sound more N more like a Greenhorn ta Me. :D
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Don't think so, ya don't pay 'tention do ya.
Doubt you could do this on yer best day, 4 of those are one there second go round. ;)
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Don't think so, ya don't pay 'tention do ya.
Doubt you could do this on yer best day, 4 of those are one there second go round. ;)
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Dell You are the very best at what You do, but Ah is the Patron, owner, and Ramrod.
I hire, n Fire da cooks. Never claimed to be a Cosie, but I can cook and have done so many times for well over 300 people--with modern kitchen not a campfire.
The most Dutch ovens I've ever run was three, cause thats all I have.
Shure got Your Goat. :o
;D :D ;D
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Never had any respect fer a boss that couldn't do my job as well as me. ;)
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:o C'mon boys! Let's take a breather...
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;D
:o
Why?
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
;D
:D
;D
8)
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I'm having De Javoooo again. ::)
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I'm having De Javoooo again. ::)
;D
Thats funny,
I seem to have been here before.
:D
8)
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The ellerfunk runs in steps on several cats and then runs out.
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Geee... That's, uhhhh, too bad.....
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>:(
Poor Kitty. :o
:'(
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Camille puts up a kitty crossing sign. Fines doubled 24 hours a day for stomping cats. >:(
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Eller-funks can't read. ;D
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Eller-funks can't read. ;D
;D
Maybe so, but They Do Remember,
especialy the Rock Salt, Dell they'll come after You. ;D :D ;D
:o
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
;D
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Ya need to get out more, the eller-funk is dead in another thread. ::) :P
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Ya need to get out more, the eller-funk is dead in another thread. ::) :P
;D
Not His Evil Twin. :o
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Eller-funks can't read. ;D
I don't care if it can read or not or of it's dead or not. Ya stomp cats you pay double the fine.!
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Here kitty, Kitty, KITTY!
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"Look! LOOK ever'body! Thar's that pank elllerfunt what Ah saw las' night!"
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"Look! LOOK ever'body! Thar's that pank elllerfunt what Ah saw las' night!"
I saw one too....only it was flying. I think maybe I drank too much hooch.
(http://www.balloonsgalore.us/2003%20Pink%20Elephant.jpg)
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Or, perhaps, not enuff! ;D
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Or, perhaps, not enuff! ;D
That's my guess. ::)
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This one can discriminate as to what kind of cat to mash!
LazyK Pejay
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Ithink I used to date his sister.
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You never did have much pride, huh big brother?
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You never did have much pride, huh big brother?
I think yer folks shoulda broke down and got him some glasses
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They did, but he used them to incinerate small bugs and to burn his initials into my leg. :o
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I just thought that one of yer girl friends had done that :o :o
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No, that was Annabelle an' that was tha other laig... an' her initials.... with a knife. ;D
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Don't get me wrong.... I love cats, but I just found this funny:
;D
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Don't get me wrong.... I love cats, but I just found this funny:
;D
:o
Yeh best clean up da mess, before Cammey finds out :o
::)
:o
;D :D ;D
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She should know how much I like kitties and will find the humor in that picture too. ;D
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Damn it, Trinity! I've been savin' that pic for a special occasion!
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Sorry. Blame my brother... He emailed it to me.
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Here you can use this one sometime. ;D
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HEY CAMMY!!!!!!!!!
Trinitys postin' pics ah squished cats!!!!!!
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No I'm not. I don't know what he's talking about. Don't go look for it...
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If Cammy wasn't so busy getting ready with the big shoot in NC, she would give you the biggest flogg'n you ever had.
She loves her cats.
May the force be with you when she catches you.
McMate
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It has already been eee-stablished that I am a cat lover. I am exempt! ;D
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these are our 3 babies up at the house, they are just starting to try this eating thing. they get milk all over themself then turn around each other licking it off, they are about 5 weeks
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Cute!!
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we have 8 down at the barns that are a few days older than these, we take them some cat food down and they are really good eaters.
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Ozark,
Yer kitties are about the same age as ours. One has a "target" on it's head. The kids call it Spot. They don't like it when I call it Target. ::)
Slim
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So how would you like to be in charge of road kill clean-up India? :P
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Think maybe there's a kitty or three under there?
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Could be, maybe even a tiger. ;D
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Damned shame I cain't write whut I'm thinkin'. It'd upset Slim...........
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Poor elephant! :( My second favorite animal.
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So how would you like to be in charge of road kill clean-up India? :P
Looks to be profitable..................Pistol grips and cowboy boots. ;D ;D ;D
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Y'all gotta quit posting them baby pictures that make ya go awwww.
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Cat hair lever wraps!!! :o
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Y'all gotta quit posting them baby pictures that make ya go awwww.
;D
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Sod Buster and I saw a cat hair lever wrap this weekend! Wish I'd have gotten a picture of it. ;D ;D
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Cat hair wraps........................
Must not have no hide. Ain't 'nuff brains ta cure it.........
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Sorry that I missed you Trinity. Ya shoulda stopped in at the clubhouse.
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He most likey thought the clubhouse was where ya beat someone over the head with a big stick. ;D
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Either that or he cyphered that there wuz werk goin on in thar n gave it a wide berth! ;D
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Cat hair wraps........................
around most anything it touches,
we have all sizes of cats around the houses, we saw one practicing for Halloween the other evening.
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;D
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around most anything it touches,
Ain't that the truth!
we have all sizes of cats around the houses, we saw one practicing for Halloween the other evening.
Great picture. ;D
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we have a few 6 or 7 little bitty kittys around, this little white one is my favorite lap kitty, she gets to come in the house a lot
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Looks like Cas-City on the pewter. ;D
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Usually when I sit down in the easy chair, it's on, me and the kitty was checking it out.
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What does the kitty think of us wierdos? ;D ;D
Sorry that I missed you Trinity. Ya shoulda stopped in at the clubhouse.
I'm sorry too. Mebbe next time.
Either that or he cyphered that there wuz werk goin on in thar n gave it a wide berth! ;D
Work?!?? :o
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Me and Rowdy found a new forum this weekend:
http://www.justlabradors.com/forum/
We registared. ;D Has got some good stuff and bushels of cute pictures, like the one of the little girl and her puppy in the crate. ::)
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Sod Buster and I saw a cat hair lever wrap this weekend! Wish I'd have gotten a picture of it. ;D ;D
Truth be told, it was Pearl Handle Annie's rabbit fur lever wrap.
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Truth be told, it was Pearl Handle Annie's rabbit fur lever wrap.
Ya just never can tell can ya?
Hey Sodbuster, had fun talkin' with you at the hospitality suite. Didn't think that we was ever gonna get away from there though.
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Ya just never can tell can ya?
Hey Sodbuster, had fun talkin' with you at the hospitality suite. Didn't think that we was ever gonna get away from there though.
Hope I didn't keep ya. It seems I never know when to go home. ;D It was fun.
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Hope I didn't keep ya. It seems I never know when to go home. ;D It was fun.
Naw Stump was real interested in drinking with you and Punch after the suite closed. :D
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Me and Rowdy found a new forum this weekend:
http://www.justlabradors.com/forum/
We registared. ;D Has got some good stuff and bushels of cute pictures, like the one of the little girl and her puppy in the crate. ::)
I see! I'm calling the authorities!! ;D
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Did you see the demon dog in coffee and grub. :o
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Yeah, he just had evil glowing from those eyes..............Buck 8) ::) :o
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Did you see the demon dog in coffee and grub. :o
Not yet, but I saw it on the Lab board. ;D
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Hey yer 'spossed to have a Lab, go find a cat board. ;D I'll have Rowdy look at ya and turn ya ta stone. ;D
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Trinity has to hold back his cat, as he gives Rowdy the evil eye
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Rita and Rowdy both give the kitty The New and Improved Evil Eye to the kitty. ;D (Got to remember to set the red eye remover on the camera.) ::)
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Kitty squalls and heads fer the nearest tree, It's not that Rowdy scares him much, but he don't want to get on Rita's bad side.
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Kitty squalls and heads fer the nearest tree, It's not that Rowdy scares him much, but he don't want to get on Rita's bad side.
Maybe too much of Del's expressssssssooooooooo???
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Naw, she opens the back door sometimes when I make it, she calls it skunk coffee. :o
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Ya might tell kitty to be careful, Rowdy's kind of tough, we just got back from the park with the dog training area, his brother Sebastion met us over there, this is the first time back together, but not the last because his boss is a hunting pard. Any way they were retriving a tennis ball over the side of the levvee for the creek and got to tusslin' over it. They went head over heels down the side and tore up a lot of brome and raised heck with a clump of willow. They had fun. Rowdy was the big boy of the litter and is on top here with the silver collar, 'bout the same hight, but he's about 5 pounds heavier. I think he's givin' him heck for not going and seeing mama like he does. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Lexie%20and%20Rowdy/RollandTumble.jpg)
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looks like Rowdy had a good reunion, he was probalbly glad to get home though, see his little girl.
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Nope her and her mom went to Omaha for the weekend to stay with some friends, Rita went to Beatrice and won't be home till late, he's stuck with me.
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Suddenly the demon eyed Rita and Rowdy climb the tree with the kitty. A even wilder eyed creature with a strange tatoo on it's forehead appears. ::)
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that thar must be a scarey critter. :o :o :o
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It was and a certain dog had to go potty and told me to hurry so I did, but fergot sumthin'.
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Hey yer 'spossed to have a Lab, go find a cat board. ;D I'll have Rowdy look at ya and turn ya ta stone. ;D
Hah! I found one, so :P :P
It was and a certain dog had to go potty and told me to hurry so I did, but fergot sumthin'.
Who is that strange critter? I like tha tattoo, though. ;D ;D ;D
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speaking of critters, I got another critter picture, this one is of my little lap kitty laying on her moma on the front porch.
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Awwwwwww!
There's a stray kitten that was taken in and fed here and now the folks are trying to find her a home. I wish I could take her, she's awfully cute.
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I'm a soft touch for dogs and cats, just hate to see one lost or homeless
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A couple of weeks ago a lady at work said her daughter were looking at the pound for a dog, they had a 8-9 week old male black lab that was unclaimed, they didn't take him because they wanted a older dog, not a puppy. The folks their said not to worry someone would be glad to have him. I have a soft spot for both puppies and kittens, but when it comes to black labs it just plain gets mushy.
Had to put new washers in the shower today, went to put it back together and no vise-grips!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know who dad used to feel when I was little and carried off his tools. (Borrowed the hacksaw out of his tool box in the trunk one time and left it up in Grandpa's cedar tree)
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Had to put new washers in the shower today, went to put it back together and no vise-grips!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know who dad used to feel when I was little and carried off his tools. (Borrowed the hacksaw out of his tool box in the trunk one time and left it up in Grandpa's cedar tree)
sounds like Rowdy is going to be a real helper around the house, when we work in the big turkey houses, we have to keep one eye on the tools, a bird at about 9 weeks can pick up a pretty good size wrench and walk off with it, any thng smaller is just grab and run. and they do love shinny things
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"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Shiny!"
Talkin' about shiny, that Rowdy there has one shiny coat. Sure is a good looker!
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Del, has Rowdy got to try any pig ears yet?
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No, we ain't bought any yet, don't know why. I should get one and tie it to the radio antenna on my pick-up. ;D
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Why would you do that? ???
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Cause it would be cooler than a "Herbie Husker" with an antenna stuck up his butt. ;D
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I wondered where Herbie got that smile ??? :o
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I could paint it red and put the white N on it fer Nowledge, but if the Looney-versity, they gots a copy-right on that and they come down hard on folks that don't give them a kick-back. I think it goes inta the bail fund. ;D
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Why do you think we don't see many buckeye trees around here any more? Those are copyrighted too! :o ::) 8)
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Why was this on page 2? :o
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I didn't need it last night, so it ended up there. ;D
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Thank Del. ::)
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I just posted till I got done what I was doin'. ;D
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Mebbe tha cats hide on Page 2! ???
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'Casue they was chasin' the rats. :o
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'Casue they was chasin' the rats. :o
rats or RATS? ::)
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Ghost rat
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Ok, the sheepherder was upset cause we killed the rat that ate Slim's cheese in Newbrassky a couple of weeks ago. ;D I think it was his pet so I posted the lyrics to Ben. ;D
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;D
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Ah seee...so now it's back as a ghost rat. :)
I understand perfectly and that scares the hell out of me. :-\
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Tongue
It's not about Ghost Rat, its about Bushwacking. :P :P :P :P
Its about living the Cowboy Way. :(
Ifi'n Dell had shot him face to face, Ah would not have objected.
Did I mention that I don't like Bushwacking? :o
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:-[
>:(
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Da sheepherders been watchin' the Silver Screen to much. ??? He done has began to thunk that's they way it was. ::)
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Da sheepherders been watchin' the Silver Screen to much. ??? He done has began to thunk that's they way it was. ::)
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I agree Dell, but nobody ever called it right.
None of the "Old Timers" would ever call bushwhacking right, or brag about it, not in Our paarts.
My concern is that some Kid might read these threads and get the wrong idea; Yes i know Hollyweird has alwaws got it wrong. >:(
:P :P :P
:'(
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If anybody unsuspecting (young or old) should come in here and read these pages... well, may the powers that be have mercy upon his or her soul. ;D ;D ;D
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I don't know what an unsespecting person would think in here :o :o :o
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I think it would zap all brain power and turn him or her into a bozo on the bus like the rest of us. ;D
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ya mean ta say it would show as a power drain on the grid ???
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Depending on which grid the person is on. The grid here is never used to much, so it would show as a spike when a newbie comes in, even when the brain power starts to drain.
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oh ! so we're kinda under the radar of homeland security
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If anybody can come in here and read these threads and connect all of this stuff then I have pity on them. As I said earlier I understand about the ghost rat thing and I'm worried about myself.
Harpy ...you're stretching reality a bit....
Guns don't kill people.....
Video games don't kill people....
messages on message boards don't kill people and they really don't even kill rats ghost rats or not........... :D
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If anybody can come in here and read these threads and connect all of this stuff then I have pity on them. As I said earlier I understand about the ghost rat thing and I'm worried about myself.
Harpy ...you're stretching reality a bit....
Guns don't kill people.....
Video games don't kill people....
messages on message boards don't kill people and they really don't even kill rats ghost rats or not........... :D
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It shur got a rise on Howwl O weeen! :o
;D :D ;D
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boo!-------_________..........
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None of the "Old Timers" would ever call bushwhacking right, or brag about it, not in Our paarts.
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:P :P :P
:'(
I'd worry about them readin' this with out hip waders. Anyone readin' this who was damn dumb enough to belive any of it is so damn dumb they shouldn't be allowed to surf the net. Kind of as damn dumb as a toy store who don't sell cap guns because they promote violance but has a full rack of video games. Like I used to tell my kids, engage brain before putting mouth in gear or keyboard. ::)