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Offline litl rooster

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Simple rules to a longer life
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:01:47 PM »
If you are involved in a accident on the race track stay in the car unless it is on fire.



If you are a criminal, stop!
(B) don't try to harm a cop, if you are guilty or not.
(C) don't piss me off


Wildlife..... I shouldn't have to repeat this or explain this. However one of Glen's yuppie friends maybe reading this. So i will say it for their benefit... What don't kill ya, will make you stronger. 'Cept Bears. Bears will kill ya! I will not repeat this again.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/27487549/hiker-photographed-bear-before-it-killed-him



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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 09:51:12 PM »
I ain't got no Yuppie friends, I ain't that desperate. 
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 10:57:27 PM »
Maybe this is what was up.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2014, 06:47:55 AM »
Del, that's the best laugh I've had in ages.  Thanks.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2014, 11:01:55 AM »
Del, that's the best laugh I've had in ages.  Thanks.



I see you finally found your way back here. Were you a might confused for a month r 2?




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Re: Simple rules to a longer life
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2014, 11:27:51 AM »
A picture is worth a thousand words! I am glad to hear from you, Forty. I hope you are enjoying your new digs.
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