Pards & Pardettes, All, just for the sake of discussion only...
Maybe we are looking at this in the wrong vein, perhaps the real question should be "How long do you want to tell anybody you are sitting on the toilet?"
IF you are concentrating on the above suggested visuals, especially those proffered by Rattlesnake Jack, then the time spent there will increase potentially and create a loss of revenue, etc., thusly causing a drop in GNP/Gross National Product in whichever economic environment you exist in.
Therefore, and only for the sake of discussion, a few guffaws and gutteral chuckles, get in there, and get'r done and get back to work!
Best regards and please pass the Cottonelles!
'Ol Gabe