Ahhhhhhhhhhhh............
An epic battle of perennial cellar-dwellers. Gripping, edge-of-the-seat stuff.
Manziel flips off the Skins.......
I AM OFFENDED! WE HAVE BEEN VIOLATED! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THE DAMAGE IS IRREPAIRABLE! IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT!
Shocking. No one on the Browns or Skins has ever seen that before. Nor the people in the stands, or those watching the broadcast. What of the officials' feelings? Certainly none have ever cast such a gesture.
Send him to sensitivity training! Suspend and fine him! Banish him to the soccer fields of Outter Slobonia to teach him global sportsmanship! Neuter him!
What next? Civil law enforcement using helmets, shields, body armor and military surplus equipment in riots unrest and looting demonstrations? Oh, the humanity!